Visiting Column #37 -- What Exactly Will Mike "Get Done"?

As this is being written, there have been two 2020 events, the Iowa caucuses and the New Hampshire primary, which have combined to accomplish pretty much nothing, except to enrich 7,559 campaign strategists.

Well, maybe not "nothing." They have shown that Joe Biden's "time has went", as he would probably say, and that Elizabeth Warren is capable of creating pretty much zero enthusiasm, including in a state next to the one in which she lives.

One interesting aspect of the past few weeks, though, is actually about a candidate who was not a participant in either the caucuses or the primary.

I refer, of course, to the former New York mayor, Michael Bloomberg, who is running for president on sort of a delayed-video, or instant replay model.  That is, he is not putting his name on any of the earlier primary ballots, preferring to wait until around Super Tuesday, when there will be a bunch of primaries.

He is, however, engaged in a huge branding blitz.

About every thirteen seconds, anyone watching TV can expect to see a commercial for the Bloomberg candidacy, telling the viewer what a terrible guy President Trump is, and then using the tag line "Mike will get it done."

Now, exactly what Mike will "get done" is not really explicit in the ads, and I confess that I fast-forward past most of them any more.  I have already made up my own mind about President Trump and don't really need Bloomberg's flacks to tell me what to think about him.

And to be fair, the purpose of the tag line is to portray the generally unknown (outside New York) Bloomberg as a guy who "does things", as opposed to one who just talks about it.  A guy who actually does do things, you see, would stand in stark contrast to pretty much all the other candidates, none of whom has a great track record at doing anything but talking. 

About the only one who has "run anything" is Pete Buttigieg, who is the mayor of a little town in Indiana, and even the people in Fort Wayne don't think he has been effective.  Most of the rest are U.S. Senators, and let's face it they talk.  A lot.  Doing?  Not so much.

But I'm still struggling with the "what" part of Bloomberg's message, as in "what needs to get done."

I say that because, as a voter in a swing state, the things I care about are already getting done -- not by people in Bloomberg's party, the Democrats, but by the current president.  Take health care for veterans and reforming the VA hospital system, for example.  I care about that.  President Trump is getting it done already.  I don't need for "Mike" to do anything, nor would I (or most vets) risk letting someone new change the trajectory of reform.

How about the southern border?  Drugs, human traffickers and gangs were flooding over, along with border-jumpers who chose not to go through the legal pathway to residence here.  Well, hundreds of miles of effective walls are being put up as we speak, by a guy who knows how to build things.  He is also the president now, by the way. 

The Democrat candidates all raised their hands to say that not only are they fine with open borders, but they want all those people to get free health care at citizen-taxpayers' expense.  Bloomberg is a Democrat, too, and by not participating in the debates until now he was spared having to make that choice to put his hand up.  But we know how the current president feels, and what he is doing to protect us.  That's already "getting done", so I don't think I want to see what Mike would do differently.

Second Amendment rights?  Yeah, that's really scary, because I don't know what old Mike thinks he would want to "get done" on that one.  Based on his record as mayor, I think he's more likely to send around the Army to confiscate every weapon he can find in the hands of private citizens.  The current president is a staunch defender of the 2nd Amendment.  I think I'll stay that course.

Trade?  Let's see, President Trump's predecessors negotiated a series of deals that were embarrassingly deferential to Europe, to China, to Mexico and Canada, and which gave the USA no leverage to prevent jobs from fleeing overseas and to stop exacerbating our trade deficit.  Trump's approach?  The "big stick" policy -- mess with the USA, and we'll slap tariffs on your products and grind your economy into the ground.  It's the golden rule of economics -- he who has the gold makes the rules -- and we're the buyers.

Since Trump's anti-swamp, America First trade approach is based differently from his conciliatory predecessors and is actually working, it makes no sense to "get done" whatever Bloomberg thinks needs to get done on trade.  And we could go on.

Mike Bloomberg has yet to face the media, although he'll be on the next debate upcoming.  It is really hard to imagine he will perform well on it, though -- this is the guy who literally was asked by some guy seeking a picture in a "say cheese" moment to "say 'stop and frisk'," after which Bloomberg stopped, posed and said "stop and frisk."  Hard to think even the leftist moderators are going to go easy on him.

The main thing, of course, is that all the things that fall into the "get it done" category are already getting done by President Trump, and they're getting done the way the USA needs to have them "gotten done", that is, properly.  There is nothing out there that America needs to have Michael Bloomberg do that isn't already being done, and being done better than he would.

OK, stopping us from buying 24-ounce sodas.  Trump's leaving that one for Mike.

Copyright 2020 by Robert Sutton
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Visiting Column #36 -- Raspberries and Baseball

Deep as we are into the 2020 presidential campaign, it feels like a good time for a laugh-at-myself story.  Actually, it always feels like a good time for one of those, so let's go ahead and do a short one today.

Back in 1979, I was the product manager for a medical electronic instrumentation company.  My product, not that it is relevant to the story, was a computerized coronary-care unit monitoring system.  The company had a demonstration model that I could have shipped to a hospital, set up in a CCU and stay with it for a week or so to show how it worked.

Accordingly, I traveled a lot, and that was before the days of airline points, unfortunately.

So this one time, I was in Montreal for a week.  The hospital was the ancient Sacre-Coeur, and I was there to set up and speak to the nursing staff, despite my lack of facility in French of any kind.  By the time I left, I was able to make a credit-card or collect phone call in French, but otherwise all I could do was steal a few relevant phrases from Singing Nun songs where possible.  I'm serious.

Generally, these trips were in support of the local sales rep for the company.  In this case, the rep was a fellow named "Jed" Jedrychowski.  Jed was from Poland, but had lived in Quebec for a long time, and spoke excellent English along with the French that was spoken routinely in his home by his wife and kids.  I really liked Jed, and appreciated that he invited me to his home a time or two -- not all the sales reps realized that life on the road was pretty lonely for the product manager.

Back then, as today, I loved to read baseball books.  I wasn't as picky then, because with all the plane flights and meals alone, I had a lot more time and needed a lot more books, even the pap biographies.  But some books were excellent, and I especially loved "The Summer Game", which I mentioned in a piece a few years ago (https://uberthoughtsusa.blogspot.com/2015/08/the-greatest-writer-of-two-centuries.html).

The book was the work of the great writer Roger Angell, who will turn 100 in September.  It was a compilation of the first ten years (1962-1971) of his baseball articles for the New Yorker magazine, and a showcase of his brilliance as an observer, and his mastery of written English.  I happened to be re-reading The Summer Game during that trip, so it was fresh in my mind.

One of the articles I'd just read was about the first season of the Montreal Expos, which had started in 1969 as the first Canadian major-league team.  Angell had a mildly jocular take on the whole thing, visiting a doubleheader at Montreal's Jarry Park, and writing about a few events, with inserted French to try to take the reader through the "new" French-Canadian fan's view.  This, for example, about the start of the second game:

"The second partie started just as dishearteningly, with the visitors scoring three points on three coups surs in the first, but matters improved electrifyingly in the second, when the Expos pulled off a triple play (line drive to Bob Bailey, au premier but, who stepped on the bag to double up an occupant Cardinal and then flipped to l’arret-court, Bobby Wine, who beat the other base-runner to second)."

I didn't speak French, then or now, but I didn't need to; the context was more than sufficient to convey the meaning of the words.  But then came this passage from later in the game narrative, which stumped me:

"When the gerant, Gene Mauch, came out to relieve his willing but exhausted young starter, Mike Wegener, he got the framboise from the fans."

"Framboise"?  What does that mean?

This was 1979, mind you, long before the common use of the Internet.  So while I had wondered, on reading it (at 30,000 feet), what that word could possibly mean in that context, it was not the instant information-gratification era, and so I didn't think to look it up.  It wasn't after all, that important.  I could have called my Dad, who spoke French and 4-5 other languages, if I had thought about it.

But here I was in Montreal, with the book fresh in my mind, when Jed and I were walking down a hall at Sacre-Coeur Hospital.  He was probably chatting with me about something or other, when it struck me that he, a Polish-Canadian who spoke fluent French, could clarify Angell's phrasing for me.

Of course, I had to explain the context to him.  I could have just asked him what "framboise" meant, but as my wife always says, I go by way of Kansas City in explaining things, so I told Jed the whole story, that Angell was sticking French words into a baseball story, and then gave them the line and asked him, in that phrasing, what the word referred to.
 
We were still walking down the hall in the hospital when I asked.  Long hall. Jed looks at me strangely.  He was not a big pro sports guy then, but even with that this was clearly an odd usage for him.

"Framboise?", he said.  "That doesn't make sense.  It is like, ah, 'strawberry' ..."

"Raspberry!!", I shouted.  Immediately I realized I was in a quiet zone of a foreign hospital and had just shouted a word that had no medical purpose.  At that moment I was in the doubly embarrassing situation of having shouted in a quiet zone in a hospital, and had a guy looking at me oddly, with no clue as to why the word "raspberry" (A) had any meaning in baseball, and (B) was in any way funny enough for me to shout in the aforementioned quiet zone.

"It's really 'razzberry', Jed", I explained, "It just means booing or making an offensive sound like they do at a ball game.  They were booing the manager for pulling the pitcher out.  Comes from Brooklyn, where they make all kinds of sounds, if that helps."

It probably didn't help, and it certainly didn't adequately explain to Jed why I thought it was so funny.  But either way, it didn't affect our friendship any, and though it is over 40 years since that time, I still have a visceral reaction when I see a raspberry.

I'll get over it, I promise.  Some day.

Copyright 2020 by Robert Sutton
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Visiting Column #35 -- I Was the Vote that Kept Jeter from Being Unanimous

OK, I wasn't.  I write, but I don't get a vote for who gets into the Baseball Hall of Fame.  I'm not a member of the Baseball Writers Association of America at all, let alone for ten years.

But had I been, the voter who actually did leave Derek Jeter off his Hall of Fame ballot would not have been alone.  I would have left his name off my ballot as well.  And here is why.

While I don't usually believe in blaming someone else for something I do, or would do, in this case it is extremely relevant.  Because there are two completely different issues at hand here -- whether a player belongs in the Hall of Fame, and whether he should be elected unanimously.

And where I will blame someone else for my decision not to vote for Jeter in 2020 is in pointing to about 85 years of precedent.

Back in the mid-1930s, when the Hall of Fame was created, there was voting by 226 members of the BBWAA to determine the first inductees.  The five all-time greats who received the necessary 75% of all the ballots were Ty Cobb at 222 votes, Honus Wagner and Babe Ruth at 215, Christy Mathewson at 205, and Walter Johnson at 189.

Ty Cobb, Babe Ruth, Honus Wagner.  Three players on anyone's top ten list of the greatest position players ever, and I'm talking now, more than 80 years later.  Not one of them was elected with all the votes, and from that time until last year, writers have taken that as a precedent and given not a single player a unanimous election until Mariano Rivera last year.

The writers have done this, and it is their legacy that we now have to deal with.

By that I mean that while there is, and has always been, a question as to whether this or that player actually belongs in the Hall of Fame, there is a second question as to whether a player deserves a unanimous election.

The writers have done this to themselves.  They did it by not unanimously electing Cobb in the first ballot; they did it by not unanimously electing Willie Mays, Ted Williams, Mickey Mantle, Stan Musial and others over the years; and they did it again by actually electing Rivera unanimously and thus setting a standard.

With that standard in place -- Mariano Rivera was legitimately the greatest reliever of all time and a fantastic human being -- his unanimous vote and the lack of unanimity for any other player ever before plants a flag that subsequent votes must honor.

Derek Jeter simply was not that guy.  He was a Hall of Famer for sure.  I'd have voted twice for him on his second year eligible if I could have.  But would you ever have traded Mays, Mantle, Williams or Musial for Jeter straight up?  Of course not!

So while I'd have voted for him every year after the first, in these days, where more than half the voters release their ballots to the public long before the results are made public, I would not have this year.  I would have known that 100% of the open ballots would have had Jeter's name on it, and that he was already "in", and my vote would not have cost him an extra year.

And he was not near that standard of unanimity.  He was certainly not the best at his position.  As I've written here before, it is a fallacy to call him a great-hitting shortstop, because his excellent hitting masked the fact that he should not have been playing shortstop at all for at least the last dozen years of his career.

He was a .310 hitter for his career, with well over 3,000 hits and a Hall of Fame resume at bat -- plus essentially a full season worth of post-season at-bats, in which he hit as well as he did during the season, only in pressure situations against better opponents.

What he didn't have was a position in the field.  Derek Jeter is the classic case of where the fan simply cannot recognize defensive quality, or lack thereof.

Adam Dunn, the powerful but stone-gloved first baseman who was not elected to the Hall this time, was the third-worst defensive player of all time (by Defensive Runs Saved).  And everyone knew it.  Dunn was a terrible fielder, born to be a DH but stuck for a while in the National League where he actually had to play in the field.  He missed plays, dropped throws and couldn't move.  Had he stayed in the NL longer, he'd have moved up to second-worst all time.

Derek Jeter was the mirror image.  He made the plays he got to, committed few errors and was seen as an athletic player.  So everyone thought he was a wonderful fielder, even winning five Gold Gloves, which then were voted on a combination of perception, reputation and hitting.

What the fans, writers and Gold Glove voters couldn't figure out was that while he made the plays he got to, he got to far, far fewer than any other shortstop.  His range compared unfavorably to league-average shortstops, let alone to the great gloves at the position.  And yet, the Yankees (who, in fairness, probably didn't realize how much of a liability he was until later in his career when the metrics got better) left him out there for two decades.

It was as if as a rookie, the Yankees were so vested in Jeter being their shortstop of the future that it became a Yankee gospel thing.  "Oh, we can't try him somewhere else; he is The Yankee Shortstop^TM." 

When Alex Rodriguez was traded to the Yankees in 2004, the team didn't even ask Jeter to move to third or second to accommodate the much better-fielding A-Rod, according to Joe Torre -- and Jeter didn't offer.

He stayed there at short until he retired in 2014, accumulating enough poor defense to retire with -243.3 Defensive Runs Saved, incredibly about 80 DRS worse than Dunn, and far and away the single worst defensive career in the history of the game, distinguished from the rest by playing a position for 20 years that he could not play well at a major-league level.

So -- Hall of Fame and unanimity.

All of the rest of Jeter's game and his career were Hall of Fame.  He defined "fame" as it applied to baseball players -- played in a big market for a team that made the postseason a lot.  Played a bunch of World Series and was on five teams that won.  Lots of PR.  No scandal.  Fine hitter with a long career that allowed him to compile big hitting numbers.

But we have a difference now between a unanimous choice and a Hall of Famer.  You had better be far and away the greatest ever at your position to be unanimous.  You'd better have no scandal and not tick off the leftist writers (do you think the voters last year didn't know that Rivera was a Trump supporter?).

Derek Jeter was a sure-fire first-ballot Hall of Famer.  But he would not have gotten my vote unless I knew already that another voter was leaving him off this year.  The writers over the years have set standards, and we now have them as guidance.  There is Hall of Famer, and now there is unanimously-elected Hall of Famer, and they aren't the same thing.

Honus Wagner was the greatest shortstop in the history of the game.  If he was not a unanimous pick, then Derek Jeter sure was not.  And I'd have been OK with being the only voter leaving him off in his first eligible year, had it come to that.

I wasn't that one voter.  But I'd have had the guts to explain why if I were.  I just did.

Copyright 2020 by Robert Sutton
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Visiting Column #34 -- The Best Thing President Trump Ever Did

Earlier today in Davos, Switzerland, President Trump did a fairly brief (for him) press conference.  Now, if you can tell me a president in our lifetime who has been more accessible to direct questions from the press, more frequently, I'm sure I don't know who it would be.  So in this case, a 10-15 question session seemed fairly brief, but I'm sure the president is a bit tired, too.

At any rate, one question piqued my interest, even though I can't recall what it was specifically.  Mr. Trump has a way of answering the question you asked and then a few more in the course of answering yours, so the question itself actually wasn't important.

But I recall it centered around the way he was handling the impeachment trial going on in the Senate, as he was representing the country and his spectacular economic performance at the World Economic Forum there.

President Trump talked about that for a bit, and while I can't quote him directly, he did point out that he thought his actions during the "witch hunt" were going to be among the most important things he did in his presidency.

I had to think about that a while, until the context gave me the clues to what he actually meant.  And then I agreed, so much so that it had to become a column here.

I think it is fair to say that Donald Trump has done a whole heck of a lot of things as president, both on the executive policy and legislative side, and on the conduct-of-office side.  And one of the most critical aspects of the latter has been in his conduct with the press.

Let me not beat around the bush.  President Trump has exposed the national media for what they are -- corrupt, thoroughly biased, almost invariably to the left, and far more interested in themselves and their own power than in actually reporting the facts.  We saw White House sessions where reporters preened for the cameras rather than asking substantive policy questions.

The USA now knows what "fake news" means.  While the average American might not appreciate the distinction between a news medium's editorial and reporting areas, or understand the meaning of the necessary "wall" between them, he or she now views any reporting -- actual news coverage -- from the major media through a lens that presupposes bias by the reporter.

Because of what the president has exposed, we know that the media do as much damage by what they do not report as what they do.  When the major networks spend almost (or actually) no time on the economic success of the Trump program, and hours by contrast on impeachment (which we all know to be a hoax), we now see it.  And we can thank Donald Trump for making sure we see it.

I would like to think that today, when he was referring to his handling of the impeachment process as being a significant part of his legacy, he was actually thinking along similar lines.

Donald Trump the candidate pledged to "drain the swamp", and we all understood that he was talking about an entrenched Washington bureaucracy that was effectively accountable to no one, and which included much of Congress, people elected over and over with little challenge, and who had grown rich and fat on working the system for their own gain.

I believe that what the president meant was that, unlike before, we now truly understood the swamp and how pernicious its entrenchment was.  The impeachment?  The president has actually used it to expose the corruption of the people serving as "leaders" of the swamp -- the Schumers, the Pelosis, the Schiffs, and the Nadlers of the DC swamp.

These people who cannot possibly believe that Donald Trump has committed an impeachable offense -- they couldn't even include an actual crime in the bill of particulars -- still blather on in public, making up things and lying about what we have in front of us.  Yet on they blather.

And now, because of Donald Trump, we see them in a different light.  We realize that it is not merely opposition to this president that drives them, but rather preservation of their entrenched positions.  We get it, now.  We get it, because this president has brought the swamp to light.  We understand that a Nancy Pelosi has made millions off her office, and is horribly afraid of losing those golden eggs and attendant goose.

We get it now.  Maybe we thought we knew it before, but we really know it now, because this president does not come from a world of entrenched power-by-election, and thus has pointed out to the USA -- consistently -- that there is indeed a swamp, and it needs to be drained.

The impeachment nonsense shows that.  We know, because the Democrats have been talking impeachment since before the inauguration.  We know, because Maxine Waters (another who has made a few bucks off her office) has been screaming "impeach 45!" since 2017.  We know, because even though there is no crime being found anywhere in the articles of impeachment, the Democrats pressed forward with trying to get rid of President Trump.

We know that there is no bigger threat to the swamp than President Trump.  He has exposed that, and his conduct during the long process, consistently pointing out the corruption of those leading it, is what he was talking about.

It will be a part of his legacy that we no longer trust the press and view Washington with great skepticism.  It will be a significant part of that legacy, and we need to thank him for it -- including this November.

Drain the swamp.  MAGA.

Copyright 2020 by Robert Sutton
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Visiting Column #33 -- Da Doo Tehran Ron, Da Doo Ron Ron

I have a feeling that my zero readers in Iran might have a quizzical look on their faces upon reading the title of this piece.  But since there are non-zero readers in places like Russia and Ukraine, let me mention up from that the title is a very poor allusion to a 1960s pop song written by Phil Spector and recorded by the Crystals.

I probably can't tell you anything about what has been happening in Iran the past week or two that you didn't already know.  Their leaders instigated a siege of our embassy in Baghdad, Iraq, which we resisted, and then President Trump authorized the drone bombing of Qasem Suleimani, the Iranian general responsible for the attack and for uncounted killings of American servicemen and Iranian civilians who protested their government.

The Iranian mullahs who seized power there then forced the people to come out to protest and do their "Ooh, ooh, death to America" chant, presumably in Persian, and certainly at the risk of their lives if they didn't.

At that point, it came out that a Ukrainian passenger jet that had crashed after taking off from Tehran had in fact been blown up by an Iranian missile -- a fact that the mullahs denied until, you know, Russian-made missile parts were found with the luggage, and videos showed a missile, and all that.

The American left, including both the press and the Democrats in Congress, couldn't be satisfied with the fact that Mr. Trump had gotten rid of one of the two or three leading terrorists in the world.  No; the key was that it was this president who had authorized the droning of Suleimani, and therefore it was by definition a bad thing. 

Nothing that Donald Trump does can be allowed to be seen in the press as successful, even if it entailed removing from the Earth a vicious, sadistic terrorist who had been targeting Americans for years and was, apparently, about to launch further attacks.  If, as I heard this week, President Trump were to cure cancer, Nancy Pelosi, Chuck Schumer and CNN would be arguing for the rights of tumors.

So we were graced with Democrats actually blaming Mr. Trump for the missile attack that Iran had launched on its own territory, a claim that had to have Americans shaking their heads.

So then the White House did a briefing, for congressional leadership, on what happened as far as the drone strike was concerned.  It included mentioning that our intelligence services had good reason to believe that there was an attack on multiple embassies and other attacks coming very soon, led by Suleimani had he not been turned into dispersed body parts.

Now this is how low the Democrats have gone. 

Let us recall that a few years back, while Barack Obama was president, our intelligence determined that Osama bin Laden was hiding out in a house in Pakistan, and the military indicated that Navy SEALs could get in and take him out.  Over the objection of then-VP Joe Biden, according to Joe Biden (he denied it last week, but he is on tape from back then saying that he had objected), the raid went forward and bin Laden was killed.

The Democrats loudly celebrated that a leading Middle East terrorist had been removed and 9/11 avenged.  Barack Obama ran around saying that "bin Laden was dead and GM was alive."  Not a soul on the Democrats' side seemed to have an issue with that.  But of course, St. Barack could do no wrong.

The left seems to have forgotten that, however.  There is no conscionable difference between bin Laden and Suleimani.  Both were Middle East terrorists who targeted Americans and killed many.  Oh yeah, bin Laden was killed under Obama's watch, Suleimani under Trump's, though, and apparently that's a problem.

So after the briefing was done, the Democrats got handed their talking points, and my God, were they stupid.  In the White House briefing, they were told that the intelligence had indicated the attacks, on embassies and elsewhere, were "imminent."

You wouldn't believe this, except you know it happened.  Every Democrat went to the nearest podium, talking points in hand, and challenged what "imminent" meant.  No, I'm serious.  A top terrorist will never harm anyone again, and Democrats are upset about semantics.

I would have supposed that whether "imminent" meant within hours, or within a couple of weeks, would not have mattered in the sense of taking out Suleimani.  No one would think it would have mattered; in fact, the issue of what bin Laden happened to be plotting when his fate was SEALed never came up.

But this is your set of 2020 Democrats.  The logical inference is that if the attacks being plotted were two weeks off instead of two days off, then Suleimani should not have been blown up and should have been allowed to go his merry way.  Isn't that the inference?  Why else would it matter to anyone what "imminent" meant?

And you're right -- it didn't matter a bit.  If the Saudi Air Force type who shot up the Navy flight school in Pensacola had been identified two weeks before he planned to attack people there, then what -- should we have just let him go?  By Democrat "logic", that's what it sounds like.

Well, as you might have expected, things changed quickly in Iran after the confession of having been responsible for the Ukrainian airline disaster.  Remember all the people who crowded the streets at the life-or-death order of the mullahs to cry about Suleimani?  Remember how CNN called him a beloved figure in Iran, and compared him to Princess Diana and Elvis (I'm not kidding)?

Hmmm. Yesterday, the actual, unpaid people of Iran started crowding the streets screaming about their leaders lying to them, and defacing the posters and banners of Suleimani, the apparently-not-so-beloved figure. 

And the mullahs, without Suleimani, now have their own forces firing on the protesters, their own citizens.  That will not end well.  President Trump's tweeted Persian-language exhortation to Iran not to attack their own people became the most-read and most-liked tweet in Persian in the history of Twitter.

Of course, the Democrats are paying no attention to the people's uprising, because it -- say it with me -- doesn't fit their narrative.  President Trump took out a terrorist murderer, and the Iranian people are thrilled, but it was President Trump who approved it, and therefore it can't be good in the left's view.

The election of Donald Trump in 2016 was a surprise in just about every corner of the USA.  Up to the last moment, it was not what polls were suggesting, and not what people thought in a nation that had elected Barack Obama twice.

The reelection of President Trump this fall may be the least surprising outcome, though, since Ronald Reagan's reelection in 1984.  The Democrats have made such utter fools of themselves, by being unwilling to acknowledge the outstanding progress in the economy, by seeing everything through the lens of identity politics, and by starting an impeachment effort before the man was even inaugurated.

And now that foolishness is exacerbated, if that is even possible.  The Democrats, along with the press, are in the bizarre position of defending the rights of a terrorist who is responsible for hundreds of Americans' deaths and far more deaths of his fellow Iranians.  In their anti-Trump fever, in their inability to concede even one thing he has done as being a positive, they have embraced an Iranian bin Laden, a man his own people hated.

They have no chance in November.

Copyright 2020 by Robert Sutton
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Visiting Column #32 -- Explain It to Uncle Joe, Please

Joe Biden, the former vice president and former senator, is running for president these days, as you surely know.  That's enough to keep him in the news, of course, along with the fact that he is leading in the polls.  That is, although, without a very high percentage of those polled, given that there are 5,446 people running.

But Uncle Joe is in the news for something else, and it's not good.  As we all know, while he was vice president, and while he was ostensibly the person in the Obama Administration responsible for USA policy in Ukraine, his son Hunter joined the board of the Ukrainian company Burisma.  Burisma is a corrupt energy firm that paid him somewhere between $50,000 and $85,000 per month to be on the board, despite his lack of knowledge of energy or, you know, Ukraine. 

Hunter himself has said that he doesn't get that job if his father were not the Veep.  Duh and double duh.

So now we have President Trump possibly impeached, depending on which Constitutional professor you listen to.  "Possibly" is because the House voted out two articles (neither of which is a crime) but refuses to send them to the Senate for trial.

But it is actually those articles that are relevant to our discussion of Uncle Joe.  You see, the whole premise of the impeachment is that President Trump supposedly withheld aid to Ukraine until the new president there launched an investigation of Burisma and the Bidens' involvement in the company.  By USA law, however, foreign aid is contingent on some kind of certification of lack of corruption, but let's set that fact aside.

Because now Joe Biden is saying he wouldn't obey a subpoena to a possible Senate impeachment trial, because (paraphrasing) such a subpoena would be only to "distract from Donald Trump's guilt."  Of course, then later he said he would testify, because ignoring a subpoena would be sort of committing the same thing that Trump is accused of, in the other article.

But even that misses the message.  Follow:

If Hunter Biden had extensive knowledge of energy, or of Ukrainian affairs, and his father were not the sitting vice president and in charge of policy toward Ukraine when he was hired, it would be one thing.  In that case, his hiring would have been defensible.

In truth, though, his father was vice president and in charge of Ukrainian USA policy; the son did not have any expertise to bring to the table; and worst of all, Uncle Joe had gone video threatening to hold up aid to Ukraine while he was VP until they fired the prosecutor investigating Burisma.  All of that might have been a total coincidence, but it is a huge crap-pile of circumstance.

And here's the thing.  If President Trump had a legitimate reason to ask the Ukrainian president in July to look into the Hunter Biden hiring and the hold-up of aid by the Obama Administration, then it doesn't matter that Joe Biden was running for president.  The fact that he made himself a political opponent does not insulate him from liability for possible corruption accusations.

Got it, Joe?  If there was a legitimate reason for President Trump to ask for the investigation, there is no impeachable action of any kind.

That's critical.  If the Senate trial includes witnesses, then anyone trying to gather the facts of the case would need to know what the heck was going on with Burisma.  Why?  Because if there was legitimate reason to ask the Ukrainians to investigate Burisma, and the Hunter Biden hiring during his father's tenure as VP, and the huge payments, and the Joe Biden hold-up of aid, then nothing President Trump did was in any way improper.

And that means that Joe and Hunter Biden would be the people that the Senate would want to have testify as to their involvement, under oath.  So of course Uncle Joe didn't want to testify, but it sure wasn't because it was "distracting from Trump's guilt", but because honest testimony from the two of them would show that Trump had all the good and legal reason in the world to ask the Ukrainian president to investigate them.

So for me, if the Senate decides to have witnesses, sure, fine with me, because there'd be some uncomfortable subpoenas handed out, and the public testimony by Uncle Joe, under oath, would be must-see TV.

I hope someone explains all that to Joe Biden, but I believe the candidate knows all of it quite well already.

Copyright 2020 by Robert Sutton
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Visiting Column #31 -- Accomplisher of the Year

If you're over 50, you remember when Time magazine was an interesting read in doctors' and dentists' office, a ubiquitous site on the end tables of the medical profession.  You didn't have to subscribe; your dentist did it for you, and you would read as much of it as you felt like.  Having not paid for it, you could pick and choose what articles you wanted to read.

It didn't "feel" like a politically biased publication, even if it probably was for all those years.  I don't particularly recall having that impression until fairly recently, when its extreme anti-Trump bias has taken over the magazine to the point of leading me to read, instead, things like The Medical Digest of the Carolinas, June 2008 issue rather than pick up Time.

In the good old pre-Donald days, at the end of the year, Time would do a "Man of the Year" issue.  Now, I can assure you that it has never been the position of the magazine that its MOTY was the person who had done the most good, but was, rather, the biggest "news-maker" of the year.  Adolf Hitler won it a time or two, if memory serves.  That went over well.

I recall that every year, there would be letters to the editor thereafter, telling Time what a stupid decision their choice was, mainly because the letter writer had not picked up on the notion that the winner was not necessarily winning it for what they regarded as doing good things.  Half of news, as we know, is bad.

So these days, with bias infesting the editorial rooms at Time, the Man of the Year award has been pretty much a pfffft exercise each year.  After all, who really cares what a bunch of hard lefties in New York think?  I certainly don't, and I sort of doubt you do either.

And so we have this year's "winner", who is that snarling little Swedish girl, Greta Thunberg, the barely-a-teenager kid who has been running around the world on someone else's nickel, yelling at the USA because we're not doing enough to stop global warming.  Now, I have not heard that she has set foot in China, to be fair to the USA, which is weird given that China and India are the Earth's lead polluters, while the USA has drastically and successfully gone after our own emission levels.

I mean, I understand why she hasn't gone after China.  Let's face it, a country that masses its armies outside the city of Hong Kong, lest they try to exercise the independence granted to it, well, I'm pretty sure that they wouldn't take kindly to a pre-teen girl telling them how to run their country.

On top of that, since the brunt of her rhetoric is aimed at the USA, you have to know that the funding behind her cavorting about the globe is from the Soroses and Steyers of the world, and those types are big fans of totalitarian communist regimes like China, Cuba, Venezuela and North Korea.  So don't expect to see little Greta leading a march through Beijing.  The tanks are bigger than she is.  And so is her bankroll.

And that's kind of the point.  While it is a blip on the radar in terms of impact when a little girl growls around the world, petulantly taking us to task for living our lives, Time apparently feels that she has actually accomplished something, enough to put her on the cover as MOTY.

But what, exactly, has she accomplished?  All the Paris Accord signees (which the USA thankfully no longer is) look at her and nod and cheer, except they already signed the agreements, such as it is, so they are saying proudly that they're "already on their way" and that she doesn't need to yell at them.  So nothing is happening there.

The USA is doing what it can, successfully, not because of her but in spite of her, since the laws we operate under now were already in place when she was barfing strained peas in Stockholm.

And that's kind of the point of the title of this piece.

Perhaps Time ought to take a look at its criterion for the MOTY award, which is the person who, good or bad, was the biggest news-maker for the year.  Well, shoot, if they really mean that, there are two categories -- Donald Trump and everyone else.  Whatever you think of him, he gives new meaning to the word "news-maker."  So the magazine could just retire the award and start a new one, at least as long as he is president and dominating the news.

I do think there is a better way, though, at least if Time survives another year of dental offices as a print medium.  Instead of trying to determine who made the most news other than President Trump, why don't they change the MOTY standard to biggest "accomplisher" of the year, and award it to the person who had the most impact, either by invading another country, or curing metaformic blastotechnic sofanoma in potatoes, or whatever.  But something at least tangible, at a minimum.

Liberals simply don't know when they are being laughed at, since they are pretty much isolated in their echo chambers in New York and California.  But Time's MOTY choice is being laughed at all over the rest of the country, because they gave an award, not that anyone really cares about it now, to someone who essentially accomplished nothing at all.  Kind of a Jerry Seinfeld MOTY.

Certainly they ought to consider strongly what their criteria are, and that perhaps a basic tenet ought to be concrete accomplishment of, well, something.  Perhaps they have been so Twitterversed into thinking that being an "influencer" is a big thing, so much that they can't see the forest for the trees.  Perhaps they actually think someone cares any longer what they think, because no one cares what Greta Thunberg thinks.

Or it doesn't matter, because Time can't survive forever with idiocy like that.

My dentist might miss it, but I think the rest of us won't.

Copyright 2019 by Robert Sutton
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Visiting Column #30 -- Dual Motivation Compromising Impeachability

So as we watch the charade masking as House committee hearings into the impeachment of President Trump, today's jollies were provided by Judiciary Committee chairman Jerrold Nadler (D-NY), who unfailingly reminds me for some reason of Burgess Meredith playing The Penguin in the old Batman TV show.

But I digress.

The premise of the Democrats, if they needed one, is that President Trump committed an impeachable offense, which apparently is defined as "doing something the Democrats don't like."  In this case it all goes back to the July phone call from the president to the new Ukrainian leader, Volodmyr Zelensky, wherein he asked him to take a look into Burisma, the Ukrainian energy company that hired the son of the then-sitting VP, Joe Biden, for at least $50,000 a month, despite the son knowing nothing about either energy or Ukraine.

We know about the call because Eric Ciamarella, a bureaucrat in the NSA whom we now know to be the "whistleblower", filed a whistleblower complaint after being told of the call (he was not on it) by someone inside the White House who disliked Trump.  We know that, because Ciamarella went, not immediately to an IG to file it, but first to the chairman of the House Intelligence Committee, Adam Schiff, who has since repeatedly lied that he doesn't know who the whistleblower even is, although never under oath.

Here is the point.

The Democrats' case is based on the idea that Trump asked Zelensky to look into Burisma because it would be an opportunity to cause problems for Joe Biden, a political rival.  That would constitute soliciting foreign help to influence the 2020 election, specifically the reelection contest in which Biden was a potential candidate, if he were to win the primary.

But that's far from "it."  You see, the request was based on some Ukrainian history of corruption that Federal law plays into -- our law requires that the president be assured of foreign aid recipients cleaning up their house.  Was this a problem in Ukraine?  Well, a survey of Ukrainians showed that over 60% had actually paid a bribe to a government official there.  That's a problem.

So the law mandates that the president perform due diligence to protect the American taxpayer by providing assurance that corruption of the recipient country is being addressed.  In the case of Ukraine, this also included common understanding that the they had interfered, or tried to interfere, with the 2016 election on behalf of candidate Hillary Clinton.  And President Trump certainly wanted to know about that -- legitimately so.

Joe Biden went public with his declaration -- proudly at the time -- that he had held up $1 billion in aid to Ukraine until they fired the prosecutor who was at the time investigating, you guessed it, Burisma, which at the time was paying an ungodly Board fee each month to -- you guessed it again, Joe Biden's son Hunter.

So let's take it as independently as possible.  Even if you thought that President Trump was far out of line in asking Zelensky to investigate Burisma and the son of a political rival, there is also the fact that there is a perfectly legitimate, in fact, a legally-mandated justification, for having done exactly the same thing.  We were going to give Ukraine millions in military aid (vice the meals and blankets that Biden and his folks were only willing to send).  The law says that Trump needed to be assured that Ukraine was addressing that corruption history under a new president.

That leaves an extreme complication that hasn't been addressed anywhere, so here goes.

You can say that asking Ukraine to investigate Burisma and the Bidens' influence is wrong and political.  But it begs this question.  Does thinking it is impeachable to do so, mean that a person who is also a political opponent is then free to do whatever corrupt thing he wants to do overseas, since it would be impeachable to ask the foreign country to investigate him?

Think of it this way.  Let us suppose that we were not providing foreign aid to Ukraine.  Would it still be thought impeachable to investigate the Bidens?

Suppose that Biden were not running for president at the time, or had dropped out of the race, or not declared yet.  Would it still be thought impeachable to investigate the Bidens?

Or is the fact that Biden was running at the time insulate him or his family from a US president calling for an investigation of any corruption of an American overseas?  Could a future VP who had committed hideous corrupt acts in a foreign country avoid investigation, let alone prosecution, simply by the act of running for president and calling himself a political rival?

There are two reasons for investigating what Hunter Biden was doing on the board of Burisma.  One is to follow Federal law and ask the Ukrainians to show that they are fighting corruption, and to have the former VP protect his son on a corrupt Ukrainian company's board is consistent with that.  The other is to wound a political rival.

How would any investigation determine whether the actual motivation was one or the other?  What if it were both -- how can you impeach a president for following the law, even if following the law means choosing to take steps that could wound a political rival?

But the Democrats will keep trying.  And I hope for their sake that they have their collective glutei adequately armored.

Because come November, this is going to bite them, right there.

Copyright 2019 by Robert Sutton
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Visiting Column #29 -- Lisa Page and Buck Weaver

There is probably little expectation that Lisa Page, the adulterous FBI lawyer who was a major part of the Russia collusion hoax, knows the name George "Buck" Weaver.

I'm not surprised; I'm betting that you have never heard of Buck Weaver either.  But they're rather linked, now that Mrs. Page has decided to "break her silence", the newspeak term for when someone decides to write a book or do a paid interview, whether or not they were silent before (hint: she was not).

Buck Weaver was the third baseman on the 1919 Chicago White Sox.  Yes, those White Sox, the ones who lost the World Series to the Cincinnati Reds after concocting a scheme to throw the Series, and engaging noted gamblers to help them.  For the record, despite what you have heard, it was the players who decided to throw the Series and brought in the gamblers, not the other way around, but I digress.

Eight White Sox players were in some way a part of the scheme, including Weaver.  Of course, their relative involvement was very different.  Swede Risberg and Chick Gandil were the ringleaders; they originally brought in Weaver, "Shoeless Joe" Jackson and Happy Felsch, and two pitchers, Lefty Williams and Eddie Cicotte, figuring that would be enough to tip the balance.  Fred McMullin, a utility infielder, overheard some of the plotting and had to be brought in.

Weaver, however, effectively pulled out right after the initial meeting.  He loved the game and didn't want to corrupt it.  He attended no further meetings, told no one about the plot, and hit .324 throughout the Series.  He received not a penny, of course, since the plotters knew he was "out" after the first meeting and didn't discuss anything with him thereafter.

Of course, the defenders of "Shoeless Joe" claim that he played on the square, too, and point to his .375 average for the Series, which sounds a bit exculpatory until you dig into the numbers and realize that he hit much better, a .500 average, in the three games that the White Sox tried to win (and indeed won) and far worse in the five games they threw (.286).  Weaver, on the other hand, hit .333 in the thrown games and .309 in the games they tried to win.  Oh yeah, "innocent" Shoeless Joe got paid, too.

So Lisa Page.

The other day, she decided to tweet out a few things and got her name in the news, with a story quoting her as saying "There's no fathomable way I've committed any crime."  In other words, outside of adultery, she's as innocent as it comes.

Well, not so fast.

Let us go back to the infamous "insurance policy" text that was sent to her by Peter Strzok.  Cleaned up a bit from the original text shorthand, it reads as follows:  “I want to believe the path you threw out for consideration in Andy’s office — that there’s no way he gets elected — but I’m afraid we can’t take that risk. It’s like an insurance policy in the unlikely event you die before 40.”


Here is what that text says to anyone who reads it with an open mind.  Lisa Page had previously told Strzok and their boss, Andrew McCabe, in McCabe's office, that Donald Trump was not going to get elected, so there was no need to "do" anything.  Strzok then texts her to say that while he'd like to believe that, it was too "risky" that Hillary Clinton might not win, and they had to "do" something to make sure Trump didn't win, or was neutralized if he did.

That, of course, is treason.  And being treason, it was the job of an honorable FBI employee to notify the proper authority -- in this case, someone other than Andrew McCabe, who allowed that discussion in his Government office on Government time -- that there was an indication of a plot to remove the president as stated by Peter Strzok.  It was her job to do so, to notify authorities, even if she had been sleeping with the guy for goodness knows how long.


She did not do that, and there's no evidence she even considered doing so.

So Buck Weaver.

As you might know, the eight players involved played through the subsequent (1920) season until, late in September, they were all indicted on charges of defrauding the White Sox organization and the American League, and were suspended, including Weaver.  Several of the players, given putrid legal advice and victimized by a corrupt conflict of interest on the part of their lawyers, signed confessions.

Ultimately, the players were all acquitted by a White Sox-loving jury after the confessions all mysteriously disappeared from the State's records. Without evidence, there went the legal case.  It didn't matter, of course.  Everyone knew that the Series had been thrown, and newly-appointed Commissioner Kenesaw Mountain Landis banned all eight from organized baseball for life, a ban that was never lifted.

Buck Weaver protested that he hadn't truly participated in the plot; however, Landis pointed out that he had been present in the first meeting, certainly knew about the plot, but did not point it out to his management or ownership, which in Landis's view was sufficient participation.  For years, Weaver tried every-which way possible to get reinstated into the game he loved, but it was all to no avail.

So Buck Weaver and Lisa Page.

Lisa Page cannot really make a statement like "There's no fathomable way I've committed any crime" and then be taken seriously. She, being a lawyer and a Federal employee, was present and participatory when another Federal employee actually made a statement, documented in a text, suggesting that he would be taking steps to neutralize a duly-elected U.S. president if he were to be elected.

She knew that to be treasonous, and yet, blinded by whatever, failed to notify any authority of that fact.  She is every bit as guilty of participation by her silence as was Buck Weaver by his.  I can't say for sure if she could be convicted in a court of law (unlike her, I'm not a lawyer), but it would surely be a trial where her acquittal would not be a slam-dunk.

She thinks there's no "fathomable way" she's committed a crime?  Well, I can fathom up a couple to consider, if she can't.

I'm more sympathetic toward Buck Weaver.

Copyright 2019 by Robert Sutton
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Visiting Column #28 -- Baby, It's Woke Outside

Dean Martin and Marilyn Maxwell.  Bing Crosby and Doris Day.  Louis Armstrong and Velma Middleton.  Margaret Whiting and Johnny Mercer.  Ella Fitzgerald and Louis Jordan.

I hope you're getting the idea.  As this Christmas season arrives, and we are deluged with as many seasonal songs as we choose to hear, those of us of a more traditional bent will periodically hear more than a few renditions of the 1944 Frank Loesser classic, "Baby, It's Cold Outside."  Chances are, the performers will be one or more of the couples mentioned above, all of whom recorded the song before I was in kindergarten, and I'm pretty old.

As often as I've written about music performance, I've tried to stress the idea that the performer of a song is taking you, the listener, on some type of journey (especially lyrical-themed songs), to suspend your disbelief -- that is, to make you forget that the people singing are, well, singing, and that the performer wants to put you, yourself in their story.

When I hear -- well, any of the performances I noted above -- doing that duet, I am immediately back in the 1940s, a time of sophistication (faux or real), a life portrayed in the movies.  It is winter, and the most sophisticated version of seduction is going on.  It is a combination of come-on, tease, back-and-forth innuendo.  Never is anything actually said overtly that talks of anything more than a kiss, even though the topic is obviously more so than that.

They're already at the guy's apartment, and it's cold out.  We all know what he wants, and she is trying to act the demure lady.  Duh.

Nothing in the preceding paragraphs, though is more important than this line: "We all know what he wants."  We don't need to be told, and we especially need to not hear it explicitly, because that is the 1940s setting in which the song was done, with everything subtle, understated, polite.  Even if the 1940s weren't exactly like that, the movies were, and that's key.  It is an image, a fantasy world.

So that is what is so ridiculous about a new, "cleaned up" version of the song, done by John Legend and Kelly Clarkson.  The intent, of course, is to remove the story from the realm of '40s subtlety and plunk it down into 2019 political correctness, straight out of the #metoo world of LA and NYC.  We are treated to lyrics like "Your body, your choice" which, while a perfectly decent sentiment, rips us right back into disbelief.

Oh, yes, Mr. "Legend", you're a wonderful example of 2019 woke maleness, who wouldn't touch a woman without her consent.  Zzzzzzzzzz.

Now, John Legend is not a virgin in the performance world.  He's surely familiar with '40s music and doesn't need me to explain to him what the subtlety in "Baby, It's Cold Outside" is all about.  And that's what makes it so contemptible that he feels the need to virtue-signal by tweaking lyrics.  He knows darn well that the song's core is the unspoken message of seduction, not the current sign-a-paper-that-says-it's-OK-to-touch-you message.  He knows better.  I'd hope that Kelly Clarkson does, too, but for sure Legend does.

I guess now we're in for it.  I was listening to the same SiriusXM channel ("Traditional Christmas") yesterday and they were playing an old recording of "Let it Snow."  Oh, my God, I hope that John Legend doesn't know that one.

The fire is slowly dying, and my dear, we're still goodbye-ing
But as long as you love me so, let it snow, let it snow, let it snow

It's the same problem, folks!  Subtle seduction abetted by cold weather.  I can't wait for some other virtue-signaling #metoo type to rewicker that one into something that will, well, help make sure that Donald Trump gets reelected in a landslide.

Nothing subtle there.

Copyright 2019 by Robert Sutton
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Visiting Column #27 -- Weirdest Takeaway from the Hearings

The strange Ukraine impeachment hearings run by Adam Schiff, that are weirdly being done in the House Intelligence Committee rather than in Judiciary Committee, are on air as I write this.

I'm not sure that I know all the nuance of all the diplomatic priorities issues buried in a lot of the testimony, particularly from long-serving State Department people.  You get the idea that they weren't too happy with the idea that President Trump, like all presidents before him, actually sets foreign policy, and that they only carry it out.

That might give them reason to oppose him, although perhaps not with the vehemence and injudicious prosecutorial misconduct of the Committee's chair, Adam Schiff.  But let's look at things a little more broadly.

We're talking about impeaching and removing a president.  Well, we're really only talking about impeaching him, because there is more chance that I'm going to wake up six foot tall in the morning than that the Senate would ever remove him.  But either way, it is an incredibly sensitive and serious topic.

That's what I'm struggling with.

You see, the points of fact that constitute "Aha! moments", or even which are claimed as "Aha! moments", frankly seem so far in the weeds that it is insane -- or hyper-political -- to regard them as subject for impeachment.

We understand that Ukraine was scheduled for a large amount of military aid, which their new president wanted.  We understand that it was held up by the USA for some reason we do not, at this point, know. 

We understand that in July, there was a phone call between President Trump and the president of Ukraine, where among a whole lot of mutual congratulations, Trump asked the Ukrainian leader to look into two areas of potential corruption, first regarding the 2016 USA election, and second in regard to the Ukraine energy company Burisma Holdings, which had added former VP Joe Biden's son to its board at a huge monthly salary despite his lack of knowledge of energy or Ukraine -- while Biden was in office. 

And we know that Biden had bragged publicly about suspending aid to Ukraine until they fired a prosecutor investigating a company that his son was being paid a ton by.

We know all that; it is all demonstrated, and not challenged by either side.

We also can see that Trump was heavily suspicious of Ukraine, given that he at least believed that they had expressed large support for Hillary Clinton in 2016, bashing Trump the candidate in articles and Facebook posts.  So it was at least understandable that he would want the new (and possibly more accommodating and friendly) Ukrainian leader to look into what he saw as corrupt.

But wait, there's less.

A president can only be impeached for "high crimes and misdemeanors."  It is a political process almost by definition.  The House has to vote on articles of impeachment that lay out those "high crimes and misdemeanors."

In order to impeach, you have to lay out those articles, and they have to be, well, actual crimes.  And that's my issue with the coverage.  CNN and the rest of the mainstream media breathlessly report that Ambassador So-and-So says that he or she "understood" that there was (or was not) some connection between the release of that aid and President Trump's request for Ukraine to state publicly that it was going after corruption.  That's their "bombshell", a word they use repeatedly.

Here's the thing, though -- that's not a crime.  And if it is not a high crime or misdemeanor, than why is there a hearing in the first place?

"Quid pro quo" is not only not a crime, it is normal practice in diplomacy.  Yet, oh, gee, it's a bombshell when anyone mentions it.

Bill Clinton lied under oath.  That's perjury, and he was caught.  Now, I get that there would not be a crime without an investigation, in his case, but at least there was a crime.  Perjury is a felony, and ultimately Clinton lost his license to practice law, and probably a few other things.  And he was impeached.  Not convicted, but impeached just the same.

The current impeachment hearings are impossible to understand.  You can't impeach, though, because of an "Aha! moment" (well, with Schiff, you can).  And the media don't seem to get that.  They know they can't get a crime assembled, because there flat-out wasn't one.  But for three years it has been fake bombshell after fake bombshell, with no effect and no crime, even as unemployment is historically low, we have seven million more jobs than unemployed people, and 401(k) accounts are hugely happy.

And that is the weirdest aspect to this.  The only Democrat "successes", to call them that, that occur in the hearings, are when there is testimony they like, always from someone not inclined to like President Trump.  Oh yeah, look, bombshell #254.  But none of it even skirts the outside of a defined crime, let alone one high enough to impeach a duly-elected president.

I read the account of the July telephone call at issue.  We can figure by now that it was LTC Vindman, who was on the call, who reached out to the whistleblower, Eric Ciamarella (I'm not the IG, so there's no law against naming him in this column), a Democrat operative, who then went straight to Adam Schiff -- who still claims that he doesn't know the identity of Ciamarella, though everyone in Washington does.  And here we are.

There is no crime, there are political and diplomatic disagreements.  We all understand that.  CNN understands that too, but that's not their bias, so no one is on CNN explaining that there is no crime, even though it is stated outright by pretty much every witness.

No crime.  No harm.  No foul.  No conviction.

Copyright 2019 by Robert Sutton
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Visiting Column #26 -- Apparently I Can't Forget

I secretly enjoy the little pieces that I've written that make fun of me for things I have done in the past, not the least of which sitting on the knee of a well-known 75-year-old actor for reasons that ... ahhh, just read the link.

So often have I made fun of myself for things I've done in my life, that I fear I've repeated a story, and that would be pretty bad, even with my declining, 68-year-old memory.  But in this case, I did a search, and nope, I hadn't told this one.  So here goes.

It has now been 40 years since last I walked on stage in a professional theatrical performance.  Although I've been on stage hundreds of times since, it was never as an actor playing a part in an opera, show or play; that all ended in 1979.  By that time I was in the IT field during the day and, not coincidentally, starting to raise a family.

Through the '70s, though, I had performed in well over a hundred productions, including about 75 of the Gilbert and Sullivan operettas, as has been documented in other pieces on this site.  Their dialogue, the brilliant words and phrases of Mr. Gilbert, apparently remains with us, possibly longer than we'd like.

My career, as a defense contractor, took a fairly arc-like path, rising up to vice-presidency and senior vice-presidency with assorted contracting firms, and then a gradual decline into a consulting role when I decided to work from my home as I got older.

About ten years ago, nearing 60, I was on that glide path, managing a program for Northrop Grumman in Virginia at one of their main buildings there.  The building had an adjacent parking garage, with a walkway to the building itself on the second floor.  Where it came into the building, there was a little mini-Starbucks, and I often used that to meet visitors, since they didn't have to enter Security if we just met there.

And so it was that I had a meeting with a pair of representatives from a company that wanted to do business with the program I was running.  I had these types of meetings quite often, and since it was convenient, we just used the little coffee corner, grabbing a little table and a few chairs to talk.

I did not know the people beforehand.  One of them was maybe 30 or so, and he did a fair amount of the talking for their side, which was most of the talking for the three of us.  I had earlier introduced myself and my program, told them how we operated and what the parameters would be for any type of deal.  Then he took over for his presentation, and I asked questions and commented along the way.

After a half-hour or so, we were wrapping up the discussion and chatting on next steps, when the younger fellow who had done most of the talking asked, from out of nowhere, "Did you use to perform Gilbert and Sullivan?".

This was definitely out of context for the discussion that had just occurred, so my mind leaped to the logical conclusion -- he had seen me perform a lot and recognized me.  Then that selfsame mind did a little hasty computation, and figured that unless the young man had gone to a show prenatally, and had powers of perception beyond mere mortals, that wasn't the answer.

"Ah ...", I thought.  Clearly, I must have dropped a little pithy phrase that would have been in one of the operettas, and used it without thinking.  I certainly did not recall actually having done that, but I thought it at least possible that it had happened at some point in the half-hour previous.  Yes, that had to have been it.

"Why do you ask?", I said.  "Did I use a phrase from an operetta of theirs?"

"Well, yes", he replied.  "Three times."

I took a sip of coffee and nodded silently.  The implication was pretty bad.  If I dropped three such phrases in a half-hour of discussion on a completely unrelated topic, 30 years after the last time I performed any of those operettas, I must still do it, subconsciously, in every conversation that I have.

Yet another thing I have to work on.  For all the things I have to fix, well, you see, I've got a little list.  Oops.   

Copyright 2019 by Robert Sutton
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Visiting Column #25 -- Please Don't Fact-Check, Mr. Facebook!

The living embodiment of the Peter Principle, Maxine Waters, along with a host of Democrat House members, brought in Mark Zuckerberg of Facebook this week to answer their questions on his desire to start a Facebook cryptocurrency.  Well, nominally that was why he was brought in, but the questioning took an unsurprising turn.

Now, Zuckerberg is not the greatest witness from an entertainment standpoint.  He would start all his answers by addressing the questioner as "congressman" or "chairman", or whatever, which was so stilted and rehearsed as to put you to sleep, right before he avoided answering the question the best he could.

This got to be fun when the lefties on the committee quickly diverged from talking about cryptocurrency, which they don't understand, and started asking him about "fact checking", the idea that Facebook -- which, we have to note, is a social media platform, not a news organization -- should review all the content posted on it and "fact check" the content, particularly from politicians.

Facebook has over 2.2 billion (with a "b") regular users worldwide.  Even if you restrict that to just the politicians, we can agree that determining the accuracy of what they post would be a herculean effort, and that's before we get to the notion that my assessment of the factual nature of a statement may not be the same as say, that of Alexandria Ocasio Cortez.

Yes, "fact-checking" is a fool's errand. My facts are not necessarily your facts, especially when the news media have allowed their editorial bias to infect their reporting.  No one should claim primacy on what the facts actually are, especially in politics.

But the lefties on that panel were taking Zuckerberg to task for not doing fact-checking of political speech.  And I have a world of problems with the notion that they should even think of doing so.

Facebook is a platform.  The opinions of the 2.2 billion (with a "b") people who post are their own opinions, not Facebook's.  Facebook is a thing, and things don't have opinions, people do, even when they answer robotically like Mark Zuckerberg.

That, in a nutshell is Reason #1 why I do not want Facebook to do any fact checking of anyone's postings, not the president's and not Maxine Waters's.  Even though, I should add, I am not one of those 2.2 billion people (I don't use Facebook).  Here are all the reasons:

1. Facts are not necessarily facts.  Donald Trump famously said that the Mexicans were sending over the border "their rapists ...", which was often misquoted as referring to all Mexicans, as if he had said "they're rapists ...".  With that New York accent of his, and the fact (yes, fact) that it was spoken and not written, I'm not sure what was actually said, except that I'm pretty sure he wasn't calling all Mexicans rapists, and so are Democrats, except that they won't admit it and keep spouting, as what they call a "fact", that he did.

2. Given #1, there would have to be an arbiter, and there is exactly zero in the makeup of Facebook that qualifies them to do so.  They're a social media platform that sells advertising, and that does not qualify them to assign people to a role like that.

3. The pesky Constitution, although it only applies to this country, affords us freedom of speech.  If I want to say that Barack Obama is a communist, or that he corruptly used the FBI illegally to spy on an opposing political campaign, I have the right to say it.  If Facebook feels that what someone says crosses the line into criminality or libel, well then, call it to the attention of law enforcement -- but do not take it down yourselves.

4. Sunshine is the best disinfectant.  If your views are repugnant, airing them will convince us all of their repugnance.  Censoring them will drive them underground, and underground is where the nutrients of the soil will make them grow.  Get it?

5. If the airing of anything on Facebook causes someone else harm, the liability is, or at least should be, with the person who posted the content in the first place, not the medium by which it was delivered.  We don't hold the US Postal Service liable when a threat is mailed.  The moment we hold Facebook, or YouTube, or LinkedIn, or Instagram, or Twitter, liable for what someone co-opted their platform to say, they will cease to exist, and we will have corrupted the legal principle that assigns liability to the actual criminal.  Facebook is not an accessory to that.

I think it is kind of ironic that the oligarchs in the Democrat Party are now somehow insisting that Facebook, of all things, should take to fact-checking and censoring content.  There is no organization outside Moscow that spouts more non-factual propaganda than today's Democrats.  Adam Schiff himself had to be given the "four Pinocchio" treatment by the far-left Washington Post, for doing just that in an Intelligence Committee hearing this month.

The only reason the left wants Facebook to be the nation's censor is that there, well, aren't any conservatives working there.  YouTube and Twitter are already censoring conservative postings and we know it, while letting leftist and Islamist content slide right through.  If Facebook were to fact check, you know which side would be advantaged.  They'd love that.

Through the questioning, though, it seemed evident that Zuckerberg wanted no part of fact-checking his subscribers' words and advertisers' content.  Even though he'd probably love to do that, it is clear that the cost of doing so would be huge, given the volume of input, with no revenue offset.  Also, the legal liability would be enormous as well, given that they would be taking on a role that imputes decision-making authority to a public company.  Zuckerberg wants no part of that.

For whatever reason he doesn't want to do it, I don't want him to either.  I would like for people to be able to post their views freely, advertise whatever, and if there is a criminal problem or a civil conflict, well, refer the content to the authorities and let them handle it.  Facebook should not take a single word down without a court order.

That's probably one of the more libertarian positions I've held over the years, but I have to hold it to be consistent with my views.  I now, after all, have 1,025 columns online, and I'd be obliged if Google, who owns Blogger and whose leaders are surely diametrically opposed to almost everything I've written here, would just leave me and my words alone.

I don't need a fact checker, thank you.  And neither does the USA.

Copyright 2019 by Robert Sutton
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Visiting Column #24 -- Nancy Gone Fishin'

One endearing quality of the left is that it's all about the "now", and all about the power.  If something they do today has effects that will be a problem five years from now, well, as long as they can get or hold power now, that's fine.  The press won't hold them accountable, nor air contradictory past statements, as we know.

Nancy Pelosi, of course, is well aware that she can do whatever she wants and darn the consequences, as long as it helps her hold on to her speakership.

How else do we explain the otherwise bizarre "inquiry" going on at her instigation in the United States House of Representatives, all dressed up as an "impeachment inquiry" but not really one, given that the only allowed participants are Democrats.  I understand that impeachment is a political and not a legal activity, but still ...

Here is what a rational, otherwise-disinterested passer-by would look at what is going on and think.

President Trump had a phone call with the president of Ukraine a couple months back.  There is not a specific recording of the call, but there are transcriptions of it, released readily by President Trump.  Notwithstanding long pauses for translation (the president of Ukraine is not a native English speaker, of course), the translation was produced by the intelligence folks who were listening in.

Now, there were a fair number of topics discussed between the two leaders, and during the call the issue of corruption was raised, specifically corruption in Ukraine by the new president's predecessor and a prosecutor or two.  The president had been elected on a promise to eliminate such corruption, and President Trump had supported that effort.

In the course of it, Trump asked the new president to "do us a favor" and take a look at a specific area of corruption involving a Ukrainian energy company that had put then-VP Joe Biden's son on its board despite lacking knowledge of Ukraine or energy, and paid him a spitload of money.  So something was corrupt, either inside Ukraine, where the energy company could wave the younger Biden's name to suggest it had influence with the USA, or inside the USA, where the aforementioned spitload of money could be interpreted as a purchase of influence for ... who knows what.

Nowhere in the call was there any suggestion that in return, the USA or the Trump Administration would do anything, or not do anything, to or for Ukraine if they were to do this favor for "us."  As if to bear that out, we now have a fairly contemporaneous text from the American ambassador to the European Union to another American diplomat, chiding him for suggesting there was such a return favor, and stating that President Trump had specifically ordered that there be no such "quid pro quo."  Noteworthy is that this text was prior to the current foofaraw.

Having failed to come up with anything in the vast wasteland of the Mueller investigation that even the most Trump-deranged Democrats in the House could use, apparently Mrs. Pelosi has decided that their method of reversing the 2016 election they hated would be to "go fishing."

Think about it.  The Constitution describes the grounds for impeachment as being "high crimes and misdemeanors", which sort of suggests that at a minimum, a violation of Federal law be demonstrated before any honorable congressman would be persuaded to vote for impeachment.  I'd like to think that we would be actually defining what law is suspected of having been broken, right?

Well, no.

As we speak, there is an unvoted-upon, unauthorized "impeachment inquiry" going on, involving only Democrats in the House, and there is no crime upon which the "inquiry" is based.  Literally, this is pure Trotsky -- show me the person and I'll find a crime.

Talking to the Ukrainian president is not a crime.  Asking him to investigate a very warranted suspicion of corruption, even if it involves a person who is, at the time, running for his party's nomination for president, is not a crime, certainly less so than Mr. Trump's predecessor deploying the FBI to create the appearance of some kind of dealings with Russians.

So the rational, otherwise-disinterested party looks at what is going on, and says something like "It appears to me that if you want to impeach a president, and your party has the House majority, all you have to do is get access to a transcription of a conversation that president has had, and call some part of it a "high crime" or "high misdemeanor", even if it is not illegal according to the United States Code.  The press won't point that out."

Right?  I've read the transcript of the call, and there is not the hint of an actual crime involved.  Mrs. Pelosi is calling it a crime, and using that to hold an inquiry, but only inviting Democrats to participate.  Rather than fishing continually for something actually criminal, which would be bad enough, she is fishing in the first spot that she got to, even though it is devoid of fish.

And now the main point.

Donald Trump may well be impeached by the House, but he sure is not going to be removed from office by the Senate, which has to find him guilty of whatever high crimes and misdemeanors the Pelosi types come up with in their bill of impeachment.  He will continue to be president, and will likely leverage the injustice of the Democrats' kangaroo court straight into another four years in office.

But there will have been, etched in our history, the experience of a sitting, duly elected president being impeached without the commission of a crime, on the basis of a politically biased House extracting criminality from the transcript of a conversation where no law was broken.

With that precedent, will the Democrats simply do that again, the next time the nation offends them by actually rejecting them and electing a Republican president?  Get someone in the White House to record calls and then claim that some interpretation of the content constitutes an impeachable offense?

What is going on now, and has been going on since the day after Mr. Trump was elected (borne out by published media), is a long, drawn-out coup attempt.  If it is allowed to proceed (i.e., if no one metaphorically slaps Nancy Pelosi in the face to wake her up to what she is doing), it will have long and unpleasant repercussions as an example to the future of what appears to be "normal practice" in American government.

Foreign leaders will be reluctant ever to speak with our leaders.  And good Republicans (and less-extreme Democrats) will be deterred from interest in running for president.

We are better than that.  Apparently Nancy Pelosi is not.

Copyright 2019 by Robert Sutton
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Visiting Column #23 -- What Do They Teach Now?

I would like to describe George White as a "friend", although I have not seen him for over five years and hadn't seen him for 40 years previously.  At my age, our former high school teachers are often no longer alive, let alone people we would think to call "friends" at this point.  George -- excuse me, "Mr. White" -- is about 83.

The last time I saw him was at the funeral of my brother-in-law, and while we sat down for a few minutes to chat, it was not with the opportunity, let alone reflective of the appropriateness of the situation, to have discussed any issues.  I told him what my family had been up to, and that was that.

I thought of Mr. White this past weekend while watching some news wrap-up show that prompted my best girl and me to consider the teaching of USA history at the high school level.  During my high school days, we had a requirement to take American history in both junior and senior years in order to graduate, and the local approach was to start with Christopher Columbus as juniors, and work up to the current period by the end of senior year.  For us, "current period" meant six months into the first Nixon Administration.

There is not a great deal I can recall about high school, now fifty years removed from it, but I do fairly distinctly remember that it was taught, including by Mr. White, in a very non-opinionated, unbiased curriculum that focused on what happened, why, and what the implications were.  We eventually debated the merits and demerits of the then-raging Vietnam war, but certainly not in the "America is bad" school of pedagogy.  I think he was a Democrat, but you really wouldn't know.

When I saw the news clip over the weekend, it became fairly obvious that had the events been the same, but this had been 1969, the senior American history classes would have had some lively discussions, and it would have been the teacher's challenge to keep the students focused on the facts, on critically assessing what was actually known, and on not taking the media as gospel.

But while I could see George White leading such a class, I wondered about some things.  Is there even American history taught as a mandatory class anymore, in all 50 states?  I don't know that.  We had two full years of it, taught at an age where we could legitimately discuss it, but what about now?  Who is teaching it, and what biases might they be dumping on innocent ears?

Yep, I thought about that, but I also asked myself a question I didn't want to answer.  Is there even a cadre of teachers of the subject who are sufficiently prepared to teach pre-colonial, colonial-period, 19th and 20th Century, and contemporary history in a manner without infecting the room with bias?  If I had children in the public school system now, what would I expect their brains would be filled with when they came home, and would I have to challenge their actual teachers?

I hope you remember this piece from five years ago and will read it (it's a quick read).  I stressed the fact that people need to grow a good deal past age 17-18 or so before they are able to think critically, unless we actually teach them to do so.  That it takes a few decades of life experience before you can connect an action with its likely outcome.  That the ability to make that connection is what we call "maturity."

How on earth is the most contemporary history in this country being taught?  How is it taught, knowing that teachers are members of the NEA, about the most leftist labor union out there?  How is it taught, knowing that the nation is so substantively divided, exacerbated by social media?  How is it taught, knowing that in a majority of homes, the students will come home to news programs that are severely slanted to the left?  How is it taught, when on-air opinion is no longer distinguished from actual reportorial journalism?

I want to have that conversation with my friend George, who ultimately went from teaching to school administration, and who therefore could clarify some of my concerns -- not assuage them, mind you, but clarify and offer some facts.

I want to ask him, "How would you teach today if you were in the classroom?  What would you expect to encounter?"

I'm not sure I even know where in the country he is, but I think I might want to try to find him and ask.

Copyright 2019 by Robert Sutton
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