My alma mater, the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, sent me an email this week along with all the rest of its far-more-distinguished alumni. M.I.T., it would seem, apparently has a "Climate Change Plan", and they want our input. Or, as the email stated ...
"Alumni are invited to share ideas and proposals in the MIT Climate CoLab contest, which is gathering concrete ways to advance the new MIT Plan for Action on Climate Change. The winners will present their proposals at a campus conference. Dozens of ideas have been submitted so far, such as launching a green careers hub and transforming existing [MIT campus] buildings to 'net zero' energy use."
Naturally, I am going to bite my tongue and refrain from forwarding along to the "Climate CoLab contest" any of my previous writings on the topic of global warming. I just get the sense that they might not be taken in the spirit in which they were written, particularly this one in which I happily suggest we simply give up the fight and live with, say, palm trees in Connecticut. And there's this one, where I call BS on the political motivation behind the movement.
But yes, I have to say that I was really taken aback by the "steamroller" nature of the email -- it is happening; it is man-made; we can do something about it; and we should do something about it, whatever the consequences. Fait accompli. Don't brook a moment of discussion about any of those, thank you for not being allowed to offer opposing thoughts.
Now ... let us again be candid. I think it is a wonderful idea if M.I.T. decides to transform existing buildings on campus to being net zero consumers of energy, producing without fuel the energy that the building and its users require. Of course it's a good idea, if for no other reason than any reasonable, cost-free step which reduces demand for oil anywhere drives down the price of oil to those miserable despots, tyrants and other fine folk who rule the oil-producing countries of the Middle East. ISIS is getting a million dollars a day selling oil. If it were, say, cat pee they were selling, they would have more trouble buying arms to murder innocents.
So yes, in that sense I'm a little "green." But my greenitude has nothing to do with influence on the climate; rather, eventually we're going to run out of fossil fuels and the sooner we develop cost-effective options to produce energy, the better -- to a point.
For example, energy is not a "completely fungible resource", in the sense that all sources of power are not alike. You're not going to power a car directly with coal or a nuclear reactor -- yet. But if you are able to turn as many possible consuming areas of energy use that can be converted away from fossil fuels, we get to where we're only using fossil fuels where we need to -- like cars -- and we're generating electricity from sources like nuclear power, which are not only cleaner, but don't prop up Middle Eastern petromaniacal dictators and thugs. And -- we can get down to where the USA demand for fossil fuels is reduced -- and production increased -- to where we're a net exporter of them.
If that makes me a little green, OK, fine. I suspect in that sense we all are. Of course, my motives, as opposed to the anti-nuke types, are at least honest.
I just wish that my esteemed alma mater, forever on the leading edge of technological thought, would have considered that its contest might also include ways to deal with temperatures eking up a degree here and there for the next century -- dealing with it, not just fixing it. Accepting the fact that India and China, each with at least three times our population and not a shred of interest in cutting their fossil use, will eventually swamp our own impact on the atmosphere.
That would have taken a modicum of courage on the part of the nation's leading technological institution of higher learning. I think we'll wait a while to see that.
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Monday, November 30, 2015
Wednesday, November 25, 2015
The Odd Afterthought of Not Buying Endorsed Products
This past weekend my best girl and I were doing some shopping, and that included a trip to a cosmetics store that is part of a large retail cosmetics chain. I did what dutiful husbands do, which is to carry the store-branded carrying bag while the "expert" picked out the items she needed ("This", she is fond of saying, "doesn't just happen!").
So in the course of the expedition wandering through aisles of products of which I had not the slightest understanding, we came upon the section devoted to scents -- perfume, eau de toilette, that sort of thing. They even had a little remote corner for men, but I digress.
In that perfume section, there was among the many options, a number of scent lines bearing the name of this celebrity or that who had endorsed -- possibly, if you read their websites, even once actually smelled -- the fragrance in the expensive bottles aligned under their name. And then I noticed one name that got me thinking.
Ariana Grande.
Ariana Grande, as you know, is the Italian-American 22-year-old singer who got herself into a pile o' trouble this past year for a petulant little rant in a little bakery where she licked doughnuts or cupcakes for sale and declared famously that she "hates America and hates Americans." While Americans are typically not big fans of petulant 22-year-old girls who lick baked goods offered for sale, either, that's beside the point.
I have an opinion of Ariana Grande, shaped by that episode, and it is naturally not a good one. So my reaction on seeing that she had a fragrance product line, after joking that it ought to smell like fresh baked goods, was that we would not be buying anything she endorsed. Not only no, but heck no, we wouldn't.
Then I really started thinking. To be fair, if we were not going to buy a product branded with the name of the doughnut-licking, immature singer, then I'd have to be really careful about the products endorsed with the name of other people, right? For example, the fragrances available included names like Kors, Armani, Taylor, Gaultier, Versace, Smith and the like. How do I know that those individuals haven't had some equally disgusting episodes?
Or that they're communists. Or sweat-shop owners. Or ISIS sympathizers. Or liberals.
Of course, the answer is that I don't have a clue. And for a bottle of cologne, I'm not going to take the time to look up anything; if I don't already have a memory of an episode the particular named person was involved with, then I guess I'm going to be in the dark.
But if I'm never going to buy anything named with "Ariana Grande" because of what she did, then I guess I'm going to have to presume that the other people whose names are on such products may just have likely done something offensive that, had I known about it, would have bent me toward ignoring their endorsed lines. I don't know what that might have been, but given what celebrities do these days, it seems like a pretty reasonable thing. After all, I will never watch a Quentin Tarantino movie, not that I ever had before or planned to.
So I think my default position is going to be that by buying a product with someone's name on it, I'm tacitly endorsing their lifestyle, their views and their politics, and it just seems a whole lot safer to have a policy of not buying products with celebrity names on them, ever. Seems pretty reasonable to me.
Now, about those Donald Trump ties ...
Copyright 2015 by Robert Sutton
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So in the course of the expedition wandering through aisles of products of which I had not the slightest understanding, we came upon the section devoted to scents -- perfume, eau de toilette, that sort of thing. They even had a little remote corner for men, but I digress.
In that perfume section, there was among the many options, a number of scent lines bearing the name of this celebrity or that who had endorsed -- possibly, if you read their websites, even once actually smelled -- the fragrance in the expensive bottles aligned under their name. And then I noticed one name that got me thinking.
Ariana Grande.
Ariana Grande, as you know, is the Italian-American 22-year-old singer who got herself into a pile o' trouble this past year for a petulant little rant in a little bakery where she licked doughnuts or cupcakes for sale and declared famously that she "hates America and hates Americans." While Americans are typically not big fans of petulant 22-year-old girls who lick baked goods offered for sale, either, that's beside the point.
I have an opinion of Ariana Grande, shaped by that episode, and it is naturally not a good one. So my reaction on seeing that she had a fragrance product line, after joking that it ought to smell like fresh baked goods, was that we would not be buying anything she endorsed. Not only no, but heck no, we wouldn't.
Then I really started thinking. To be fair, if we were not going to buy a product branded with the name of the doughnut-licking, immature singer, then I'd have to be really careful about the products endorsed with the name of other people, right? For example, the fragrances available included names like Kors, Armani, Taylor, Gaultier, Versace, Smith and the like. How do I know that those individuals haven't had some equally disgusting episodes?
Or that they're communists. Or sweat-shop owners. Or ISIS sympathizers. Or liberals.
Of course, the answer is that I don't have a clue. And for a bottle of cologne, I'm not going to take the time to look up anything; if I don't already have a memory of an episode the particular named person was involved with, then I guess I'm going to be in the dark.
But if I'm never going to buy anything named with "Ariana Grande" because of what she did, then I guess I'm going to have to presume that the other people whose names are on such products may just have likely done something offensive that, had I known about it, would have bent me toward ignoring their endorsed lines. I don't know what that might have been, but given what celebrities do these days, it seems like a pretty reasonable thing. After all, I will never watch a Quentin Tarantino movie, not that I ever had before or planned to.
So I think my default position is going to be that by buying a product with someone's name on it, I'm tacitly endorsing their lifestyle, their views and their politics, and it just seems a whole lot safer to have a policy of not buying products with celebrity names on them, ever. Seems pretty reasonable to me.
Now, about those Donald Trump ties ...
Copyright 2015 by Robert Sutton
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Monday, November 23, 2015
But Why DON'T We Know What Obama is Thinking?
I think we pretty much all are aghast at the President of the United States right now. Even on the heels of ISIS murdering dozens of innocents in Paris and causing Brussels to shut down, Barack Obama wants to bring at least 10,000 Syrian refugees to resettle in the United States, as in here, next to you and me (not him).
That's also in light of the fact that at least some of those ISIS murderers came into Europe pretending to be Syrian refugees. And that the population of alleged "Syrian refugees" coming into Europe somehow defies demographic realities, being well over 70% young males of, let's say, military age. And that they don't speak English but Obama thinks it a good idea to put them in an English-speaking country. And that the USA is not at all a culturally similar place to Syria (even if that's where some of them turned out to have come from). Or that the Saudi rulers, whose population does speak the same language and religion, are letting in exactly none of them -- as if, you know, they know something we don't.
Let me cut myself short -- it's a stupid idea. We all know that.
Here's what I actually don't know, and that's beyond the easy question of why he is doing it in the first place. I don't know why we do not know his motivation. Whatever the motivation is, and I confess to having no clue and assuming it is just something terribly political, why is he not sharing it with the American people?
Look at it this way: from the perspective of the average American, whether Christian, Jewish, Muslim, Buddhist or atheist, ISIS is beyond being just a terrorist threat. They are going to do something terrible here in our country. We all know that. So why is our esteemed president not going to the people to make his case as to why he is doing something that so clearly flies in the face of logic -- you don't invite murderers into your country.
His passion, such as it is, appears to be far, far from protecting the citizens of the USA and our Constitution -- the one he swore twice to uphold. It appears, when it does, merely to be used to attack Republicans when they reasonably question his intentions in inviting murderers to come on over to our country and, by the way, go immediately on the taxpayers' nickel. Nickels which, it needs to be said, we will borrow from China to turn around and give, obligation-free, to a bunch of people who really don't want to be here, and others, interspersed amongst the innocent, who are laughing at our willingness to borrow money from our "other" enemy to bring them over to commit acts of terror and insanity right here.
Tell us, Mr. President. Tell us why you want to do this. Don't give us that crap about how we're such a warm and welcoming country -- we know that. Within the context of immigration law, we will bring in the tired, the poor, the huddled masses, all that. But only the ones yearning to breathe free. Not the ones yearning to breathe fire and rain it down on us -- and if you, Mr. President, and the FBI and the border-protection people can't tell the difference, then for the love of God, err on the side of the protection of the American people.
Let the Saudis have them. But please, trust our intelligence, Barack Obama, and explain to us what you are thinking. Tell us why, when your sworn duty is to protect us, you readily bring over, on the taxpayers' debt log, people who include among them those with an equally sworn duty to kill as many of us as they can before they do their 72 virgins thingly (musing ... what did ISIS tell the "cowgirl" in Paris who used to do bathtub selfies and blew herself up last week, about what was waiting for her while the guys were getting the 72 virgins? Don't you want to know too? I do).
I don't just want to know why he's doing it. I want to know why he isn't explaining it to you and me.
Copyright 2015 by Robert Sutton
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That's also in light of the fact that at least some of those ISIS murderers came into Europe pretending to be Syrian refugees. And that the population of alleged "Syrian refugees" coming into Europe somehow defies demographic realities, being well over 70% young males of, let's say, military age. And that they don't speak English but Obama thinks it a good idea to put them in an English-speaking country. And that the USA is not at all a culturally similar place to Syria (even if that's where some of them turned out to have come from). Or that the Saudi rulers, whose population does speak the same language and religion, are letting in exactly none of them -- as if, you know, they know something we don't.
Let me cut myself short -- it's a stupid idea. We all know that.
Here's what I actually don't know, and that's beyond the easy question of why he is doing it in the first place. I don't know why we do not know his motivation. Whatever the motivation is, and I confess to having no clue and assuming it is just something terribly political, why is he not sharing it with the American people?
Look at it this way: from the perspective of the average American, whether Christian, Jewish, Muslim, Buddhist or atheist, ISIS is beyond being just a terrorist threat. They are going to do something terrible here in our country. We all know that. So why is our esteemed president not going to the people to make his case as to why he is doing something that so clearly flies in the face of logic -- you don't invite murderers into your country.
His passion, such as it is, appears to be far, far from protecting the citizens of the USA and our Constitution -- the one he swore twice to uphold. It appears, when it does, merely to be used to attack Republicans when they reasonably question his intentions in inviting murderers to come on over to our country and, by the way, go immediately on the taxpayers' nickel. Nickels which, it needs to be said, we will borrow from China to turn around and give, obligation-free, to a bunch of people who really don't want to be here, and others, interspersed amongst the innocent, who are laughing at our willingness to borrow money from our "other" enemy to bring them over to commit acts of terror and insanity right here.
Tell us, Mr. President. Tell us why you want to do this. Don't give us that crap about how we're such a warm and welcoming country -- we know that. Within the context of immigration law, we will bring in the tired, the poor, the huddled masses, all that. But only the ones yearning to breathe free. Not the ones yearning to breathe fire and rain it down on us -- and if you, Mr. President, and the FBI and the border-protection people can't tell the difference, then for the love of God, err on the side of the protection of the American people.
Let the Saudis have them. But please, trust our intelligence, Barack Obama, and explain to us what you are thinking. Tell us why, when your sworn duty is to protect us, you readily bring over, on the taxpayers' debt log, people who include among them those with an equally sworn duty to kill as many of us as they can before they do their 72 virgins thingly (musing ... what did ISIS tell the "cowgirl" in Paris who used to do bathtub selfies and blew herself up last week, about what was waiting for her while the guys were getting the 72 virgins? Don't you want to know too? I do).
I don't just want to know why he's doing it. I want to know why he isn't explaining it to you and me.
Copyright 2015 by Robert Sutton
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Friday, November 20, 2015
Come On, Mel B, Give It Some Thought
I seriously didn't think I would emerge from hiatus writing about "America's Got Talent" again, given ISIS on our doorstep and the heat of the political campaigns. But for some reason they keep doing things that trip my trigger, and when my trigger gets tripped, especially by one of its judges, I write.
I've had a lot to say about the "AGT" show over the past year (disclaimer -- I was actually on it a few years back as documented here), if for no other reason than it gives us a lot to discuss. And the fact that it is currently on its hiatus, until next season, means that I should really move on for the moment.
But ....
When AGT is actually running, we see weeks and weeks of the "local" auditions held around the country. Judges buzz contestants into oblivion or pass them through to the next round, weeks and weeks worth. Finally, the alleged cream of the crop move through to the final weeks in New York.
During the last weeks, a few dozen acts are gradually winnowed down -- each episode a "new" dozen who made it from the local auditions are seen by the TV audience, who then vote overnight. The following night, the top five or so are picked -- first the overnight audience's top three, then one more is picked by instant Twitter/Facebook/Whatever voting from those placing 4-6 as going through. Finally, the judges themselves -- Howard Stern, Heidi Klum, Melanie "Mel B" Brown and Howie Mandel -- vote on one of the remaining two of the 4-6 group.
And there, friends, is my issue. By the time the show -- and it's live TV, by the way -- gets to the point where the judges decide the last survivor, we are at about 59 minutes and 30 seconds of a 60-minute show. There is NO time left to stammer; the judges need to decide and go. But they do not do that well -- at all.
Look through the eyes of the competitors. By the time the two acts reach the nervous point on stage, they have prepared hard, passed a local audition, passed a regional audition, gone through a round or two in New York, and had to create and perfect new acts for each round in which they compete. That's a lot of effort. AGT and its judges owe these acts the respect due to human beings who have worked as hard as they have to get to that point.
But that's not what you get. No, you get the fidgeting four judges in their part of the thirty seconds going "Oh, this is so hard to decide, blah blah blah." You particularly get this from "Mel B", who appears never to have given this a moment of thought until suddenly 50 million people are watching her, with eight seconds left to make up her mind. And I really don't think she realizes how bad she (and each other judge) comes off when suddenly they blurt out "I'll vote for the Professional Bowling Ball Eater" without appearing to have thought about it.
So I'll tell you -- You look insincere, thoughtless, and utterly disrespectful of the performers.
And here's why. The acts last performed the night before; they do not perform on elimination night. Therefore, nothing the acts did that night changed your opinion of them. Given that, anyone else who was paid a bazillion dollars to judge talent acts would have taken one or two of the previous 24 hours to rank all twelve acts from 1 to 12. Write the order on a 3x5" card and put it in front of you. Voila, no matter what two acts come before you to pick, you already should know which one you like better!
By not doing that, you make it look like, even though the fate of the careers of two acts rests uncomfortably in your hands, you don't really care that much. You make a blurted decision to vote for one or the other, and you look really bad. This is the performers' livelihood, people! What would look good? An answer like this:
"I spent a lot of time today, before the show, considering all the acts that we saw last night. While I truly respect Act A for its hard work and skills, I believe that Act B performed better, was more entertaining, and would play best as a Vegas act. I vote for Act B."
Thoughtful, considerate -- and looking like you actually earned your pay as a professional judge of talent. Now that answer would make me respect you a whole lot more than "B-bu-bu-but there's no time, I'll vote for, uh, uh, you!" Even the loser would at least think you considered it.
Whatcha think, there, "Mel"?
Copyright 2015 by Robert Sutton
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I've had a lot to say about the "AGT" show over the past year (disclaimer -- I was actually on it a few years back as documented here), if for no other reason than it gives us a lot to discuss. And the fact that it is currently on its hiatus, until next season, means that I should really move on for the moment.
But ....
When AGT is actually running, we see weeks and weeks of the "local" auditions held around the country. Judges buzz contestants into oblivion or pass them through to the next round, weeks and weeks worth. Finally, the alleged cream of the crop move through to the final weeks in New York.
During the last weeks, a few dozen acts are gradually winnowed down -- each episode a "new" dozen who made it from the local auditions are seen by the TV audience, who then vote overnight. The following night, the top five or so are picked -- first the overnight audience's top three, then one more is picked by instant Twitter/Facebook/Whatever voting from those placing 4-6 as going through. Finally, the judges themselves -- Howard Stern, Heidi Klum, Melanie "Mel B" Brown and Howie Mandel -- vote on one of the remaining two of the 4-6 group.
And there, friends, is my issue. By the time the show -- and it's live TV, by the way -- gets to the point where the judges decide the last survivor, we are at about 59 minutes and 30 seconds of a 60-minute show. There is NO time left to stammer; the judges need to decide and go. But they do not do that well -- at all.
Look through the eyes of the competitors. By the time the two acts reach the nervous point on stage, they have prepared hard, passed a local audition, passed a regional audition, gone through a round or two in New York, and had to create and perfect new acts for each round in which they compete. That's a lot of effort. AGT and its judges owe these acts the respect due to human beings who have worked as hard as they have to get to that point.
But that's not what you get. No, you get the fidgeting four judges in their part of the thirty seconds going "Oh, this is so hard to decide, blah blah blah." You particularly get this from "Mel B", who appears never to have given this a moment of thought until suddenly 50 million people are watching her, with eight seconds left to make up her mind. And I really don't think she realizes how bad she (and each other judge) comes off when suddenly they blurt out "I'll vote for the Professional Bowling Ball Eater" without appearing to have thought about it.
So I'll tell you -- You look insincere, thoughtless, and utterly disrespectful of the performers.
And here's why. The acts last performed the night before; they do not perform on elimination night. Therefore, nothing the acts did that night changed your opinion of them. Given that, anyone else who was paid a bazillion dollars to judge talent acts would have taken one or two of the previous 24 hours to rank all twelve acts from 1 to 12. Write the order on a 3x5" card and put it in front of you. Voila, no matter what two acts come before you to pick, you already should know which one you like better!
By not doing that, you make it look like, even though the fate of the careers of two acts rests uncomfortably in your hands, you don't really care that much. You make a blurted decision to vote for one or the other, and you look really bad. This is the performers' livelihood, people! What would look good? An answer like this:
"I spent a lot of time today, before the show, considering all the acts that we saw last night. While I truly respect Act A for its hard work and skills, I believe that Act B performed better, was more entertaining, and would play best as a Vegas act. I vote for Act B."
Thoughtful, considerate -- and looking like you actually earned your pay as a professional judge of talent. Now that answer would make me respect you a whole lot more than "B-bu-bu-but there's no time, I'll vote for, uh, uh, you!" Even the loser would at least think you considered it.
Whatcha think, there, "Mel"?
Copyright 2015 by Robert Sutton
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Tuesday, October 13, 2015
Deep Breath and Hiatus
Just a note to the hundreds of loyal readers of this site ...
I'm very proud to have faithfully provided essays for this column every weekday for over a year. Some readers have asked "How?" and I always reply that the world gives us much to talk about. Certainly it has given many topics -- tonight was the Democratic candidates debate; there's a week worth of pieces just from that.
What the world cannot always give me is time. And so, regretfully, I will be going on a hiatus for at least a few weeks. I've been given a consulting assignment -- my "real" job -- that requires some very long hours for the next month. Accordingly, I have to set aside my minimal free time to be supportive to my two sons, and particularly to be a good husband to my wife, who as you know just lost the mother she had cared for 24/7 the past two years.
I do encourage you, particularly those who only lately discovered this site, to find a little time, pour a cold Corona or a Breaux Vineyards chardonnay (try the Madeleine's) and go all the way back to last September and read forward. Comment along the way if the spirit moves you. Enjoy.
I expect to be back at the conclusion of this assignment, but for the time being it feels right to devote a much-reduced amount of free time to family. Please check back to see when we can get this revved back up again. The world will surely oblige with topics.
God bless. I'll be back.
Copyright 2015 by Robert Sutton
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I'm very proud to have faithfully provided essays for this column every weekday for over a year. Some readers have asked "How?" and I always reply that the world gives us much to talk about. Certainly it has given many topics -- tonight was the Democratic candidates debate; there's a week worth of pieces just from that.
What the world cannot always give me is time. And so, regretfully, I will be going on a hiatus for at least a few weeks. I've been given a consulting assignment -- my "real" job -- that requires some very long hours for the next month. Accordingly, I have to set aside my minimal free time to be supportive to my two sons, and particularly to be a good husband to my wife, who as you know just lost the mother she had cared for 24/7 the past two years.
I do encourage you, particularly those who only lately discovered this site, to find a little time, pour a cold Corona or a Breaux Vineyards chardonnay (try the Madeleine's) and go all the way back to last September and read forward. Comment along the way if the spirit moves you. Enjoy.
I expect to be back at the conclusion of this assignment, but for the time being it feels right to devote a much-reduced amount of free time to family. Please check back to see when we can get this revved back up again. The world will surely oblige with topics.
God bless. I'll be back.
Copyright 2015 by Robert Sutton
Like what you read here? There's a new post from Bob at www.uberthoughtsUSA.com at 10am Eastern time, every weekday, giving new meaning to "prolific essayist." Sponsorship and interview inquiries cheerfully welcomed at bsutton@alum.mit.edu or on Twitter at @rmosutton.
About That Hard Slide
I suppose we have all seen it, those who care at least marginally about baseball. On Saturday night, the Los Angeles Dodgers second-baseman Chase Utley slid into second to break up a double play and allow a tying tun to score in the second game of the National League playoffs. In the process, he slid sufficiently wide of the bag to make hard contact with the shortstop, Ruben Tejada of the opposing New York Mets.
"Hard contact" indeed; the impact broke a bone in Tejada's leg and forced him out of the remainder of the season. As I write this, the pundits of baseball are debating a few things, such as how clean or dirty the play was, and whether the takeout slide at second should be outlawed or modified, or whether those complaining are just wimps. They have suspended Utley for two games, but then failed to hear his appeal in time to prevent his being able to play in the first of those games.
I have had the advantages, at least in terms of independence, first of not having a rooting interest in either of the teams involved; second, because Major League Baseball absurdly let the game start after 9pm in the time zone of one of the teams, I didn't watch it live; and third, I heard almost none of the debate I reference above. So I think I can indeed be objective.
I've watched the play many times. Clearly, Utley started his slide very late; Tejada got a fairly poor throw and was so out-of-position that in fact, after video review the umpiring crew decided that his foot never touched second and Utley was declared safe. Utley started sliding almost as he reached the bag and crashed into Tejada's leg past second.
The rules are clear enough; in order for a slide to be deemed legal, the sliding player must either touch the base in his slide or be close enough for a part of his body to touch the base. While sliding, Utley reached out to touch second. His hand did not make contact but flew over the base's "air space", making him close enough to be declared well within range of the rule's tenet. The slide was legal.
Chase Utley is known as a hard player but not a dirty one. Most players would want him on their teams, for sure, or at least would have when he was a bit younger. One salient piece of evidence to that is that the arguments that I have heard are all about the rule, and not about punishing Utley himself. Of course, as I write, the slide was certainly legal, but a different player, more of a Ty Cobb spikes-first type of player, would have inserted a lot more venom in the discussion no matter how legal it was deemed.
Last year, MLB struggled to try to implement a rule regarding plays at home plate. Collisions between scoring runners and catchers blocking the plate -- there is a long history of those -- had broken too many bones of both over the years. Under the new rules, catchers are obliged to allow a sliding "lane" until they actually have the ball in hand, whereupon the tag can be made without blind collision. The runners, too, may no longer slide in such a way as to try clearly to dislodge the ball from the catcher's grasp by collision.
If the home plate collision rule is the guide, then at the same time we can and should accept Utley's play as simply "hard-nosed baseball", there is a place to modify the rules regarding sliding into second -- possibly.
I believe that after 115 years of modern-day baseball, we have seen about everything that might require a rules change. Baseball didn't have to change the home plate collision rule, and certainly didn't because of one particular incident but, rather, a body of incidents. Likewise, many shortstops and second basemen have been hurt in the double-play breakup slide, and this play should not make a difference either.
I would be quite content if the rules stayed the same. If a modest tweak is required, I'm tolerant. If the takeout slide is removed, I'll be very disappointed and regard it as a significant wussification of the game I most follow. You have doubtlessly seen certain of the, um, more corpulent "athletes" incapable of running hard into second on ground balls, turning toward right field to avoid the play. Ty Cobb would shake his head.
I wish MLB good luck figuring out what to do. It was OK to say that the runner can't slide too far from the base to impede the infielder; I get that. I just find it hard to imagine how to improve the rule any further. How, for example, would you have stopped what happened with Utley and Tejada? You can't, for example, try too hard to legislate when the runner has to start his slide, i.e., when a runner is trying to decide whether:
(A) He can actually get to the base ahead of the fielder
(B) If he can't get to the base ahead of the fielder, he can or cannot get in the way of the fielder
(C) If he can impede the throw, he can or cannot do so while staying close enough to the base
So what, while he is contemplating all that, now he is also supposed to figure out where to start his slide to avoid running afoul of a rule as to when he must start sliding?
I don't know if MLB's competition and rules committees will ultimately do anything. I just hope that, while they're struggling to lessen the number of infielders' broken legs, they avoid giving runners even more to think about, in the middle of what are clearly reaction plays.
I wonder what fans of the Mets are thinking at this point. Chase Utley played many years for the Philadelphia Phillies in the Mets' division. They saw Utley about 18-19 games every year; they know the kind of player he is. There are probably plenty of thoughtful Mets fans who, while they are livid at losing their shortstop, don't believe that the call was wrong, or that the rule needs to be changed; certainly not that it should be changed because of a single play.
After 115 years, one incident ought not to influence the rules that way. Glad to hear your view in Comments.
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"Hard contact" indeed; the impact broke a bone in Tejada's leg and forced him out of the remainder of the season. As I write this, the pundits of baseball are debating a few things, such as how clean or dirty the play was, and whether the takeout slide at second should be outlawed or modified, or whether those complaining are just wimps. They have suspended Utley for two games, but then failed to hear his appeal in time to prevent his being able to play in the first of those games.
I have had the advantages, at least in terms of independence, first of not having a rooting interest in either of the teams involved; second, because Major League Baseball absurdly let the game start after 9pm in the time zone of one of the teams, I didn't watch it live; and third, I heard almost none of the debate I reference above. So I think I can indeed be objective.
I've watched the play many times. Clearly, Utley started his slide very late; Tejada got a fairly poor throw and was so out-of-position that in fact, after video review the umpiring crew decided that his foot never touched second and Utley was declared safe. Utley started sliding almost as he reached the bag and crashed into Tejada's leg past second.
The rules are clear enough; in order for a slide to be deemed legal, the sliding player must either touch the base in his slide or be close enough for a part of his body to touch the base. While sliding, Utley reached out to touch second. His hand did not make contact but flew over the base's "air space", making him close enough to be declared well within range of the rule's tenet. The slide was legal.
Chase Utley is known as a hard player but not a dirty one. Most players would want him on their teams, for sure, or at least would have when he was a bit younger. One salient piece of evidence to that is that the arguments that I have heard are all about the rule, and not about punishing Utley himself. Of course, as I write, the slide was certainly legal, but a different player, more of a Ty Cobb spikes-first type of player, would have inserted a lot more venom in the discussion no matter how legal it was deemed.
Last year, MLB struggled to try to implement a rule regarding plays at home plate. Collisions between scoring runners and catchers blocking the plate -- there is a long history of those -- had broken too many bones of both over the years. Under the new rules, catchers are obliged to allow a sliding "lane" until they actually have the ball in hand, whereupon the tag can be made without blind collision. The runners, too, may no longer slide in such a way as to try clearly to dislodge the ball from the catcher's grasp by collision.
If the home plate collision rule is the guide, then at the same time we can and should accept Utley's play as simply "hard-nosed baseball", there is a place to modify the rules regarding sliding into second -- possibly.
I believe that after 115 years of modern-day baseball, we have seen about everything that might require a rules change. Baseball didn't have to change the home plate collision rule, and certainly didn't because of one particular incident but, rather, a body of incidents. Likewise, many shortstops and second basemen have been hurt in the double-play breakup slide, and this play should not make a difference either.
I would be quite content if the rules stayed the same. If a modest tweak is required, I'm tolerant. If the takeout slide is removed, I'll be very disappointed and regard it as a significant wussification of the game I most follow. You have doubtlessly seen certain of the, um, more corpulent "athletes" incapable of running hard into second on ground balls, turning toward right field to avoid the play. Ty Cobb would shake his head.
I wish MLB good luck figuring out what to do. It was OK to say that the runner can't slide too far from the base to impede the infielder; I get that. I just find it hard to imagine how to improve the rule any further. How, for example, would you have stopped what happened with Utley and Tejada? You can't, for example, try too hard to legislate when the runner has to start his slide, i.e., when a runner is trying to decide whether:
(A) He can actually get to the base ahead of the fielder
(B) If he can't get to the base ahead of the fielder, he can or cannot get in the way of the fielder
(C) If he can impede the throw, he can or cannot do so while staying close enough to the base
So what, while he is contemplating all that, now he is also supposed to figure out where to start his slide to avoid running afoul of a rule as to when he must start sliding?
I don't know if MLB's competition and rules committees will ultimately do anything. I just hope that, while they're struggling to lessen the number of infielders' broken legs, they avoid giving runners even more to think about, in the middle of what are clearly reaction plays.
I wonder what fans of the Mets are thinking at this point. Chase Utley played many years for the Philadelphia Phillies in the Mets' division. They saw Utley about 18-19 games every year; they know the kind of player he is. There are probably plenty of thoughtful Mets fans who, while they are livid at losing their shortstop, don't believe that the call was wrong, or that the rule needs to be changed; certainly not that it should be changed because of a single play.
After 115 years, one incident ought not to influence the rules that way. Glad to hear your view in Comments.
Copyright 2015 by Robert Sutton
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Monday, October 12, 2015
The Risk of the Online Presence
We exist in Al Gore's Amazing Internet in a variety of locations, and under a variety of contexts. I'm particularly aware of this because, as secretary of my 1,000-person graduating class at MIT, I have had to locate members of the class whose address has been lost to (or hidden from) the school's alumni records office. The AGAI has made that particular effort a lot easier, and it has certainly taught me where people can be found.
And ... what we can find about them. In this case, though, "them" is "me."
I don't believe that I ever wrote about why this site was started in the first place, or what I wanted to accomplish, or how long I planned to do it. So here's the thing.
Over a year ago, I started writing here, feeling that I had a few things to say and wanted to write them as essays. I believed there might be a couple pieces and that would be it, or that it might turn out that there would be more than a few things to say. If there were, this would afford me the opportunity to practice writing something quite different from what I normally do.
I write for a living. My profession is the development, writing and management of proposals to the Federal government on behalf of my clients, who are defense and civilian contractors seeking to do what they do, for specific proposed tasks for which the government seeks contract support. Different writing chops needed, as you can imagine.
The point of all that is that while originally I had thought after 3-4 pieces I'd be tapped out, this is the 282nd piece, one every weekday for over a year. And that, friends, is a lot of published opinions and a lot of Internet presence. Which means that, were someone to seek out what I believe, there is a tremendous lode of material from which to make inferences, far more, and thus far more easily, than most other citizens.
This came visible to me, surprisingly not as I recently had my security clearance renewed, but in fact when I referred a close friend to a piece I had written last week. He surprised me first by letting me know he was not previously aware of the blog and certainly not that I had been writing over a year, and second by saying he wanted to read it all from the start.
Now, first, I'm going to say that if on your passing you leave with even one friend willing to do that, or a comparable action, reflecting his friendship and affection, you have won life's war. I'm incredibly touched by that sentiment.
Then, however, it gets dicey. I have written about politics, sports, entertainment and the arts, personal philosophy and faith. There is so much in the collective writings that involves opinions -- probably 99 and 44/100ths percent of it -- that I seriously doubt I have a friend or acquaintance on earth who agrees with all of it.
In this particular case, I actually don't know to what extent there is agreement or disagreement. We know each other because we are both members of the Barbershop Harmony Society and sang together in a quartet for a few years -- not coincidentally the most successful I was ever a part of, principally due to his talents far more than mine.
One of the great tenets of that Society is that we do not bring politics or religion into our associations with our fellow singers; our pleasure is in achieving musical harmony, not opinionated discord. Trust me, there's plenty of the latter just on how to tune a dominant seventh chord properly. So I can faithfully tell you that this gentleman and I, though we have known each other fifteen years and made some great harmonies together, and our families are friends, have never once discussed virtually any of the topics addressed in this site!
I sit here today with a real sense of concern as to whether it is a good idea that my collected writings of 13 months' time be read by someone that close and about whom I care that much.
Finally, I have decided that, if it is not a great thing, it is OK, no matter what degree of agreement there may be with any of it. I am who I am; I believe what I wrote; I stand behind my opinions. In many cases, I write to tease out discussions from you all who read this; I believe in some things you will find here more strongly than I do others, but I believe them.
My friend is a brilliant gentleman. I rather hope that we may, in fact, end up disagreeing some, and that we may be able to respond not by shunning each other as ideologues do, but by engaging in philosophical debate and discussion as we were given the ability to do by our Creator.
I'm proud of what is written here. And I am proud of my friendships. They can coexist.
Copyright 2015 by Robert Sutton
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And ... what we can find about them. In this case, though, "them" is "me."
I don't believe that I ever wrote about why this site was started in the first place, or what I wanted to accomplish, or how long I planned to do it. So here's the thing.
Over a year ago, I started writing here, feeling that I had a few things to say and wanted to write them as essays. I believed there might be a couple pieces and that would be it, or that it might turn out that there would be more than a few things to say. If there were, this would afford me the opportunity to practice writing something quite different from what I normally do.
I write for a living. My profession is the development, writing and management of proposals to the Federal government on behalf of my clients, who are defense and civilian contractors seeking to do what they do, for specific proposed tasks for which the government seeks contract support. Different writing chops needed, as you can imagine.
The point of all that is that while originally I had thought after 3-4 pieces I'd be tapped out, this is the 282nd piece, one every weekday for over a year. And that, friends, is a lot of published opinions and a lot of Internet presence. Which means that, were someone to seek out what I believe, there is a tremendous lode of material from which to make inferences, far more, and thus far more easily, than most other citizens.
This came visible to me, surprisingly not as I recently had my security clearance renewed, but in fact when I referred a close friend to a piece I had written last week. He surprised me first by letting me know he was not previously aware of the blog and certainly not that I had been writing over a year, and second by saying he wanted to read it all from the start.
Now, first, I'm going to say that if on your passing you leave with even one friend willing to do that, or a comparable action, reflecting his friendship and affection, you have won life's war. I'm incredibly touched by that sentiment.
Then, however, it gets dicey. I have written about politics, sports, entertainment and the arts, personal philosophy and faith. There is so much in the collective writings that involves opinions -- probably 99 and 44/100ths percent of it -- that I seriously doubt I have a friend or acquaintance on earth who agrees with all of it.
In this particular case, I actually don't know to what extent there is agreement or disagreement. We know each other because we are both members of the Barbershop Harmony Society and sang together in a quartet for a few years -- not coincidentally the most successful I was ever a part of, principally due to his talents far more than mine.
One of the great tenets of that Society is that we do not bring politics or religion into our associations with our fellow singers; our pleasure is in achieving musical harmony, not opinionated discord. Trust me, there's plenty of the latter just on how to tune a dominant seventh chord properly. So I can faithfully tell you that this gentleman and I, though we have known each other fifteen years and made some great harmonies together, and our families are friends, have never once discussed virtually any of the topics addressed in this site!
I sit here today with a real sense of concern as to whether it is a good idea that my collected writings of 13 months' time be read by someone that close and about whom I care that much.
Finally, I have decided that, if it is not a great thing, it is OK, no matter what degree of agreement there may be with any of it. I am who I am; I believe what I wrote; I stand behind my opinions. In many cases, I write to tease out discussions from you all who read this; I believe in some things you will find here more strongly than I do others, but I believe them.
My friend is a brilliant gentleman. I rather hope that we may, in fact, end up disagreeing some, and that we may be able to respond not by shunning each other as ideologues do, but by engaging in philosophical debate and discussion as we were given the ability to do by our Creator.
I'm proud of what is written here. And I am proud of my friendships. They can coexist.
Copyright 2015 by Robert Sutton
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Friday, October 9, 2015
When God Speaks to Us
In my column Wednesday, I mentioned that my mother-in-law was in the hospital terminally ill, and that I was getting curious cues for columns from the signs in the hospital where my wife and I were spending our days with her.
My wife's mother passed away that night at 89 after her lengthy illness. Certainly her passing was a blessing given her failing health and incapacity -- she required 24/7 care by her daughter for the last year and a half, to maintain a reasonable quality of life for her as detailed in this piece. But it was a further blessing given the messages surrounding her passing, that we received over the next day.
Not from friends and family, of course.
The first came about an hour after the midnight call from the hospital that she had indeed left, a half-day after her medications had been discontinued in favor of a palliative, pain-reduction regimen. My wife finally got off to sleep, only to be visited in dreams by the mother she had cared so diligently for, for so long.
The encounter was in her mother's closet, where my wife found her putting clothes in a hamper. "You don't have to do that", she told her mother. "Why", her mother asked, "because I'm gone?" "Yes", she was told ... whereupon the wrinkles disappeared from her face and she returned to the young woman she had been in the 1940s. "Look, Mom, you can walk now", my wife said, and her mother began to walk unaided, and without the walker she had moved with for years. She then turned back to my wife, paused and said "I am so happy!"
My Best Girl awoke from that dream knowing that her departed mother, now reunited with her late husband, her parents, her son and other family lost these many years, had just given her permission to return to her own life. Can you read that and hold it together?
Early in the morning we decided to head to the hospital where she had died, to make the appropriate arrangements. Inova Fairfax Hospital is, let's say, "sprawling", which means that the campus makes some universities look small. We had no idea where to go, or even what office to seek, and just headed to the elevator, one of dozens in that campus, and went to the ground level, where we saw "Administrative Offices."
The receptionist there did not know where to send us, but gave us a phone number for "Decedent Affairs" to call, an office "somewhere in the basement and not near here." And possibly not the right office anyway. We stepped back out into the lobby and dialed.
I had not finished dialing when from one direction came straight over to us the director of hospice care, with whom we had been meeting the previous two days. Knowing that she would know exactly what to tell us, and celebrating our serendipity, I hung up the phone -- when from the other direction came walking up to us the head of geriatric medicine there, who had been dealing with my mother-in-law's case for two years. That would be the other person on earth who knew us, and knew where to take us. Neither knew we were coming in that day.
In case you're wondering, the odds of either of them running into us on that campus, while we were figuring out what to do next, were fairly remote. Both of them?
That would be called "divine intervention." That's certainly what we called it.
I know that in these times people are often looking for signs, or they respond to situations believing what they want to believe. Others read astrology sections of their papers, even though they never tell you of anything bad happening.
I am more than happy to have taken what has occurred in the last day as the comforting signs from our Heavenly Father that He is indeed here to take the burdens from us if we will accept His great word and His sacrifice for us. It is not hard to explain, and not hard to understand.
It's actually simple. I know that my Redeemer liveth.
Copyright 2015 by Robert Sutton
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Thursday, October 8, 2015
Guest Column: Filters and Lenses
I'd like to welcome back Ed Fenstermacher, a friend and classmate of mine from the M.I.T. Class of 1973, about 45 years back, as
guest columnist today for his second go-round. Ed is a former Air Force officer, currently a
nuclear engineering consultant, husband, and proud father of three. Ed can be reached at efenster@alum.mit.edu.
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My Facebook friend Russ put up a post after a recent
televised debate, to the effect that he could tell by looking at anyone’s online
comments about the debate what the "filters" were, that they were looking through. I knew just what he meant, and I’m sure you
do too. I read things all the time by
people whose reactions are completely predictable -- and frequently
hyperbolic. As an undergraduate at MIT,
we called them “flamers.” They were
abundantly present on campus.
But as someone who has worked in optics, both professionally
and as a hobby, I know there are many other ways to change the information
carried by light -- besides filters. There
are mirrors and prisms. There are also
lenses. And I believe that, as we look
out at the world, the lenses we use can be much more important than the
filters.
Filters remove information,
hopefully the irrelevant. Lenses
can bring it into focus. And it is
important to be honest, particularly with ourselves, as to what lenses (and
filters) we use. I tend to look at the
universe around me using the filters of mathematics, of science, of my belief
in God (and what I believe about God) -- and of the Constitution of the United
States.
Mathematics was always my best subject in school, because it
was precise, repeatable, and viewed the same way by everyone. In those days (before I had heard of
Gödel), every problem could be solved, or it couldn’t. If it could be solved, the answer would be
the same for all people, in all circumstances, here or across the
universe. If you have ever developed a
mathematical model (which I’ve now spent a career doing), you know that the
results are only as good as the assumptions and input values. In some cases (e.g., calculating the trajectory of
the New Horizons probe) they can be incredibly accurate. In other cases, they are woefully bad, when
compared to what actually happens.
This calls into question the underlying assumptions and data ... which brings us to science.
This calls into question the underlying assumptions and data ... which brings us to science.
Science is the study of what the universe actually is, as
accurately as we can tell, as opposed to what we "think it should be" -- or were
taught that it was. It requires us to
take data accurately, to examine it dispassionately, and to report it without
the bias of wishful thinking, ego or the sure knowledge that
positive results will bring wealth, while negative ones will result in
unemployment.
I know of several cases
where people were ordered to change results that upset the people paying for
the research, and resigned rather than do so.
In graduate school in the late 1970s, I resigned from a contract
with the Arms Control and Disarmament Agency rather than retract the results of
an econometric model -- one that predicted that energy use in India and China would
increase abruptly around the year 2000. I
was told that the prediction would have undermined President Carter’s
nonproliferation ideas, which just happened to include discouraging the use of nuclear energy (if you don’t know how that prediction of mine worked
out, check the numbers).
You may or may not believe in God. I do because of personal experience I won’t
share here. I can say, however, that
each particular set of religious beliefs will give the believer a particular
lens to bring his views into focus. I
will admit that it is like the blind men and the elephant -- each will view
God, His will, and His plan in ways that can differ as much as the tree
trunk, the rope, the snake, the wall, and the spear that the blind men in the poem saw the elephant as.
I think that every believer sees God through a different lens, much as a
microscope focusing at different depths of a cell might have different
views. No human can understand an
infinite God fully; I think the most we can have is a partial understanding of
what God expects of us. If I can have
that and live up to His expectations for me, I’ll be happy with that.
The particular religious lens I use is Lutheranism. Luther wrote extensively about many things,
including the relationship of good government with God. In his view, we are ruled by both -- our Earthly
rulers in the material sense, and by God in terms of our internal
governance. He believed, and I do as
well, that the best leaders are those who have Godly values in their hearts,
but also are cognizant that not everyone in their domain shares those values,
and treats those who share their faith, and those who do
not, fairly and impartially.
Representative democracy was in its infancy in England, and practiced
nowhere else in Europe, but I’m sure Luther today would say we are all
both rulers (as voters) and subjects.
This brings me to my last lens, the Constitution of the United States.
In my view, the Constitution (as
amended, particularly by the Bill of Rights and the Civil War Amendments) is
the perfect embodiment of the principles that God wants us to live, more so than
has ever been written by man. The main
imperfection is that, despite the hard work of the founders, a variety of
politicians have found ways to bend it out of shape to do things that were
never intended.
One obvious one is the
writing of regulations by bureaucrats, which essentially usurps congressional
responsibility. A second one, of course,
is that Congress has gone well beyond the enumerated powers. In some cases, this is because technology has
brought to the forefront situations the founders never envisioned, such as
control of nuclear weapons and electronic invasion of privacy. Those could be addressed correctly by
amending the Constitution as needed as technology changes -- rather than the Federal government assuming
uncontrolled power to regulate everything.
So as I evaluate the presidential contenders and their
proposed policies, I will use the lens of mathematics to determine if the
budgets, tax, and growth numbers make sense, and the lens of science (looking at past performance of similar policies, and
determining if the input to the mathematics makes sense).
I will look at it through the lens of whether
a candidate’s policies will be conducive to citizens of the USA being
able to live life as God intended, particularly in terms of maximizing freedom
of conscience and freedom of action. And
I will look at it through the lens of adherence to the spirit of the Constitution
of the United States, as well as its words.
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Wednesday, October 7, 2015
Racism and ... Germs? Why We Should Treat Them the Same
Frustrating day today. I was trying to get a bunch of germs in a jar. Finally I had to yell at them. I screamed "Get in that jar, germs!" They replied in unison, "But we don't want to; we really like it out here." I told them, "Don't bacilli."
I'm spending my days in a hospital lately, seven days a week as my mother-in-law is quite ill and my wife is taking incredible care of her. I'm here because my wife needs support, and they do have wireless, so I can work here instead of my home office.
Walking in this morning, I noticed a "wash your hands" sign just inside the main door, telling us to wash our hands repeatedly to help win the "war on germs", or some phrase like that. I'll take anything as a thinking prompt, and that sign was no different.
A "war on germs" is truly a losing battle. Not only do we have no way of eradicating bacteria, we don't want to. There are plenty of very valuable bacteria in the ecosystem, including the lactobacilli vital to human digestion. No, we do not want to eliminate all of them. And we can't; it is surely a losing proposition to declare a war on germs. We can only try to take reasonable steps, and reach an accommodation with the world's tiny flora.
For whatever reason, I got to thinking about another "war" that is not going to get won, a war that some insist on battling despite the odds.
I'm talking about "racism."
Yes, racism, that oh, so terrible treatment by individuals of other individuals based on their ethnic origin or skin color. I'm distinguishing institutional racism from individual racism, because institutions should not be discriminating on the basis of ethnicity, either for or against. It's not their place.
No, I'm talking about individuals, and I'm going to tell you that the people who are working to stop their fellow humans from hating on others for their color are fighting a losing battle, in the same way that the world's medical community is not going to eliminate germs from our environment.
We grow up discriminating. Our basic biological urges as males and females tell us to stand out in some way to procreate and attract a mate with whom to go forth and multiply. To stand out, we are constantly looking for differences in our "competitors" for mates, and emphasizing those differences to our advantage.
We do that, right? I'm taller than that guy, or I'm shorter ... or stronger or smarter. I can tell a joke better and really make you laugh. I can cook a steak like you read about. I can make a great living, or be relied upon to hold a job for a long time and give you a home. I can sing really high, or really deep. I'm better looking, or have great hair ... or no hair at all.
Or my skin is light. Or dark.
Get the idea? At the same time we value friendship and enjoy life by the help and society of others, we are also constantly contrasting ourselves with those others as competitors, however subconsciously. We are humans first, after all, therefore we will always distinguish ourselves because discriminating is a basic human trait.
So what should be our attitude? I would venture to say it is that we treat it like the war on germs. Racism is simply the inevitable consequence of our subconscious, human desire to distinguish ourselves from our fellow man. It is certainly not exclusive to Caucasians; not only are some of the worst raging bigots (Louis Farrakhan, Al Sharpton) not white, but black Americans even distinguish among themselves by lightness or darkness of skin tone. It cannot be erased, merely contained.
By "contained", I simply mean that it not be treated with riots and chest-beating, but rendered as uncivil, and that we are taught that it is an uncivil thing to do. And -- we all accept and understand that it is a fight that will never be won. Rather than make racism the worst, most evil crime that can be committed against our fellow man, we treat it as an offense against civility. Something, perhaps, that we recognize is in our nature but one that civility tells us to suppress, out of decency to our fellow man.
Racism, like germs, is a battle that cannot be won. Therefore, let us not expend excessive energy, and certainly not excessive venom, on something that, whatever its history, is best treated by looking down on its practitioners as less civil and shaking our heads at them. Recognize that discrimination is inherent in the human process. Recognize that there are places where it is actually fine to accept and practice it, and others where it becomes demeaning and unworthy of our society. And then ... move on to something that can actually be fixed, like the economy, or immigration, or eliminating ISIS, or creeping socialism.
But not germs. We aren't going to fix those either.
Copyright 2015 by Robert Sutton
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I'm spending my days in a hospital lately, seven days a week as my mother-in-law is quite ill and my wife is taking incredible care of her. I'm here because my wife needs support, and they do have wireless, so I can work here instead of my home office.
Walking in this morning, I noticed a "wash your hands" sign just inside the main door, telling us to wash our hands repeatedly to help win the "war on germs", or some phrase like that. I'll take anything as a thinking prompt, and that sign was no different.
A "war on germs" is truly a losing battle. Not only do we have no way of eradicating bacteria, we don't want to. There are plenty of very valuable bacteria in the ecosystem, including the lactobacilli vital to human digestion. No, we do not want to eliminate all of them. And we can't; it is surely a losing proposition to declare a war on germs. We can only try to take reasonable steps, and reach an accommodation with the world's tiny flora.
For whatever reason, I got to thinking about another "war" that is not going to get won, a war that some insist on battling despite the odds.
I'm talking about "racism."
Yes, racism, that oh, so terrible treatment by individuals of other individuals based on their ethnic origin or skin color. I'm distinguishing institutional racism from individual racism, because institutions should not be discriminating on the basis of ethnicity, either for or against. It's not their place.
No, I'm talking about individuals, and I'm going to tell you that the people who are working to stop their fellow humans from hating on others for their color are fighting a losing battle, in the same way that the world's medical community is not going to eliminate germs from our environment.
We grow up discriminating. Our basic biological urges as males and females tell us to stand out in some way to procreate and attract a mate with whom to go forth and multiply. To stand out, we are constantly looking for differences in our "competitors" for mates, and emphasizing those differences to our advantage.
We do that, right? I'm taller than that guy, or I'm shorter ... or stronger or smarter. I can tell a joke better and really make you laugh. I can cook a steak like you read about. I can make a great living, or be relied upon to hold a job for a long time and give you a home. I can sing really high, or really deep. I'm better looking, or have great hair ... or no hair at all.
Or my skin is light. Or dark.
Get the idea? At the same time we value friendship and enjoy life by the help and society of others, we are also constantly contrasting ourselves with those others as competitors, however subconsciously. We are humans first, after all, therefore we will always distinguish ourselves because discriminating is a basic human trait.
So what should be our attitude? I would venture to say it is that we treat it like the war on germs. Racism is simply the inevitable consequence of our subconscious, human desire to distinguish ourselves from our fellow man. It is certainly not exclusive to Caucasians; not only are some of the worst raging bigots (Louis Farrakhan, Al Sharpton) not white, but black Americans even distinguish among themselves by lightness or darkness of skin tone. It cannot be erased, merely contained.
By "contained", I simply mean that it not be treated with riots and chest-beating, but rendered as uncivil, and that we are taught that it is an uncivil thing to do. And -- we all accept and understand that it is a fight that will never be won. Rather than make racism the worst, most evil crime that can be committed against our fellow man, we treat it as an offense against civility. Something, perhaps, that we recognize is in our nature but one that civility tells us to suppress, out of decency to our fellow man.
Racism, like germs, is a battle that cannot be won. Therefore, let us not expend excessive energy, and certainly not excessive venom, on something that, whatever its history, is best treated by looking down on its practitioners as less civil and shaking our heads at them. Recognize that discrimination is inherent in the human process. Recognize that there are places where it is actually fine to accept and practice it, and others where it becomes demeaning and unworthy of our society. And then ... move on to something that can actually be fixed, like the economy, or immigration, or eliminating ISIS, or creeping socialism.
But not germs. We aren't going to fix those either.
Copyright 2015 by Robert Sutton
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Tuesday, October 6, 2015
Illegals Influencing Elections WITHOUT Voting
The generally leftist magazine Politico occasionally publishes something with forethought and of interest to an independent reader, so it is less surprise that there was a piece last week meeting that criterion. The article, linked here, points out that the apportionment of members of the House of Representatives -- and, by law, the Electoral College -- is actually affected by illegal immigration.
How, you ask? Well, let's us take a look at the 14th Amendment to the U.S. Constitution, which has the following text:
Section 2. Representatives shall be apportioned among the several States according to their respective numbers, counting the whole number of persons [underline mine] in each State, excluding Indians not taxed ...
The key part of the text, of course, is where the apportionment reflects the "whole number of persons in each State." The Amendment couldn't be clearer; it specifically intended for population to be the proportional driver for populating the House and, by extension, the Electoral College.
It couldn't be clearer about "how" to count; what was clear then but has lapsed into the vagueness of evolving perception is what is actually meant by "persons." It isn't that vague; we know that the clause was put in there to rectify the counting of slaves as representing three-fifths value of their population for apportionment, as was in the original Constitution.
At the time, the text may be presumed to have referred to citizens only, but whatever the intent, the actual text is what is handed down to us. And that text states "persons", with no qualification in there as to being citizens, legal residents or illegal immigrants.
Why does it matter? Simple -- if you load up a state with illegal immigrants, who by rights should not count for anything except deportation figures, that state will gain disproportionate representation in both the House and the Electoral College. It's bad enough in the House; it is considerably more wretched in the presidential election, since electoral votes are vital, each and every one. All the electoral votes of a state go to the candidate carrying the most votes in that state, so if illegals, let alone legal non-citizens, get counted enough to add a vote or three to a routinely-Democrat state, it could readily change the outcome of an election they're not even allowed to vote in, in a State some are in illegally!
Most of us, I assume, are at least a little uncomfortable with that. I know I am. But what is the process? We are not going to see an attempt to amend the Constitution; that won't work and will take forever to decide that it won't work.
No; we will have to accept the fact that the law is in place, right there in the old Constitution we love so well. Of course, the words are stable, but that doesn't mean the interpretation can't be clarified by our friends on the Supreme Court. We need, folks, to figure out how to get a case in front of the Court that forces it to decide whether "persons" means "citizens", or "those legally here", or "everyone."
That means that there has to be an actual suit -- you can't just phone up the Court and ask them to render an opinion on the 14th Amendment. Someone has to be an aggrieved party, and the aggrievedness (?) has to come from the current apportionment of the House.
So here's my thought -- there are a few states (e.g., Louisiana) which would have higher representation in the House if only citizens were counted for apportionment. Suppose the State of Louisiana were to file a suit in Federal court against the United States, claiming that it is entitled to an additional representative and additional electoral vote because of what it believes to be the appropriate reading of the 14th Amendment.
I think there is enough of a case there, between their actual "damage" (losing representation) and the logical interpretation of the Amendment itself (extrapolating the phrase about "untaxed Indians", and claiming that the authors of the Amendment excluded them because they were not citizens -- because they were citizens of their tribal nations). Fold in the writings of the time about the Amendment, and voila, you have a case that deserves to be heard.
It is possible that the ruling this Supreme Court term on Evenwel v. Abbott may give the precedent needed, but I wouldn't be completely sure; we need the specific aggrievement by a State.
Let's do it. Let's get Bobby Jindal off the debate podium and back to Baton Rouge where he can do something really productive by leading this suit. I would love to see the Supreme Court forced to do some real work, some real thinking, and some thoughtful, quiet, calm deliberation. What did the authors of the Amendment mean, and how would they have applied that had they known that 150 years hence the USA would be crawling with illegal aliens?
I think that would be just a splendid use of their time.
Copyright 2015 by Robert Sutton
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How, you ask? Well, let's us take a look at the 14th Amendment to the U.S. Constitution, which has the following text:
Section 2. Representatives shall be apportioned among the several States according to their respective numbers, counting the whole number of persons [underline mine] in each State, excluding Indians not taxed ...
The key part of the text, of course, is where the apportionment reflects the "whole number of persons in each State." The Amendment couldn't be clearer; it specifically intended for population to be the proportional driver for populating the House and, by extension, the Electoral College.
It couldn't be clearer about "how" to count; what was clear then but has lapsed into the vagueness of evolving perception is what is actually meant by "persons." It isn't that vague; we know that the clause was put in there to rectify the counting of slaves as representing three-fifths value of their population for apportionment, as was in the original Constitution.
At the time, the text may be presumed to have referred to citizens only, but whatever the intent, the actual text is what is handed down to us. And that text states "persons", with no qualification in there as to being citizens, legal residents or illegal immigrants.
Why does it matter? Simple -- if you load up a state with illegal immigrants, who by rights should not count for anything except deportation figures, that state will gain disproportionate representation in both the House and the Electoral College. It's bad enough in the House; it is considerably more wretched in the presidential election, since electoral votes are vital, each and every one. All the electoral votes of a state go to the candidate carrying the most votes in that state, so if illegals, let alone legal non-citizens, get counted enough to add a vote or three to a routinely-Democrat state, it could readily change the outcome of an election they're not even allowed to vote in, in a State some are in illegally!
Most of us, I assume, are at least a little uncomfortable with that. I know I am. But what is the process? We are not going to see an attempt to amend the Constitution; that won't work and will take forever to decide that it won't work.
No; we will have to accept the fact that the law is in place, right there in the old Constitution we love so well. Of course, the words are stable, but that doesn't mean the interpretation can't be clarified by our friends on the Supreme Court. We need, folks, to figure out how to get a case in front of the Court that forces it to decide whether "persons" means "citizens", or "those legally here", or "everyone."
That means that there has to be an actual suit -- you can't just phone up the Court and ask them to render an opinion on the 14th Amendment. Someone has to be an aggrieved party, and the aggrievedness (?) has to come from the current apportionment of the House.
So here's my thought -- there are a few states (e.g., Louisiana) which would have higher representation in the House if only citizens were counted for apportionment. Suppose the State of Louisiana were to file a suit in Federal court against the United States, claiming that it is entitled to an additional representative and additional electoral vote because of what it believes to be the appropriate reading of the 14th Amendment.
I think there is enough of a case there, between their actual "damage" (losing representation) and the logical interpretation of the Amendment itself (extrapolating the phrase about "untaxed Indians", and claiming that the authors of the Amendment excluded them because they were not citizens -- because they were citizens of their tribal nations). Fold in the writings of the time about the Amendment, and voila, you have a case that deserves to be heard.
It is possible that the ruling this Supreme Court term on Evenwel v. Abbott may give the precedent needed, but I wouldn't be completely sure; we need the specific aggrievement by a State.
Let's do it. Let's get Bobby Jindal off the debate podium and back to Baton Rouge where he can do something really productive by leading this suit. I would love to see the Supreme Court forced to do some real work, some real thinking, and some thoughtful, quiet, calm deliberation. What did the authors of the Amendment mean, and how would they have applied that had they known that 150 years hence the USA would be crawling with illegal aliens?
I think that would be just a splendid use of their time.
Copyright 2015 by Robert Sutton
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Monday, October 5, 2015
Why ISIS is MUCH Worse Than the Army of Nazi Germany
On Friday I decried the manipulative use of the press by the Administration to foist words on us like "extremist" when they want to avoid saying "terrorist" or the real phrase, "Islamic terrorist." Well, I actually read my own columns multiple times, both before they are published and then afterwards.
Sometimes I get to thinking about something related to the column that spawns another, and it certainly happened here. Trying to think about the terrorists of ISIS and Al Qaeda as "extremists", as the press was trying to get us to think, my mind wandered about what was going through the minds of the terrorists themselves, and something occurred to me.
We have fought actual wars against actual armies full of actual soldiers on the other side. The "other side" soldiers have been fighting not for an ideology, but for some nationalistic chauvinism. I mean, do you really think that the German Army in World War II were all a bunch of Nazis, fighting for the great glory of Nazi principles and because they shared Adolf Hitler's hatred of non-Aryan peoples everywhere?
Of course not. They fought because they were conscripted to fight, drafted into the service. If they volunteered, it was likely to fight for the Fatherland -- "for Germany" as opposed to "for the Nazi ideology." That is a pretty significant difference, folks.
Think about it ... that difference colors our perception about us (the Allies) and the way that the enemy viewed us. The German soldier didn't see the American (including the American soldier) as an innately bad person; he saw him as the enemy in the way of his army's conquest of the world in the name of the Third Reich. Were the Germans to win, we would still be Americans, just under the rule of the German leaders.
That is decidedly not the case with ISIS. What leadership they have is certainly ideological, but the difference is that the troops are the ideologues, as much as their leaders are. These are not conscripts; they are volunteers who have joined the army of ISIS because they want to destroy, or at least change, the people different from them. That is far more frightening than the Nazis, folks.
When has there ever been a conquering army where the ideology distinguished the soldier as much as the political leadership? Even the Crusades weren't a great example; the soldiers of the Crusades were conscripted as much as the WWII American army was.
I've been thinking about that. What, for example, would any of the great U.S. generals of recent wars -- Patton, Eisenhower, Pershing, Schwarzkopf -- be able to do; what would their approach to strategy and tactics be, if instead of going up against an enemy army of conscripts and volunteers for their country, they had to plan a war against an enemy army of ideologues bent on the destruction of the enemy in total and the conversion of anyone left to a specific, bad-tasting flavor of Islam?
I'll take the German Army, thanks. They mostly acted in accordance with the Geneva Convention and, well, human decency -- it was their political leaders who created the concentration camps, not the military. The Japanese military was certainly worse to POWs, but that was more because they were populated with brutal thugs, not because of their ideology. Surely some of the Japanese working in the POW camps were, quietly, not really thrilled about the way Allied prisoners in their camps were treated.
Soldiers of ISIS would have no such compunction, or they wouldn't be there in the first place! They hate their enemy and swear to kill them, however horrifically they can, because the enemy is not Islamic and their belief system says they are "infidels", who need to be destroyed.
We cannot approach this by calling them "extremists" or anything else. It is not just ISIS who is the enemy needing to be vanquished; it is the individuals in ISIS, from general to private, who need to be eliminated. We would have been perfectly happy to have captured Hitler and just let the soldiers of the German Army go back to their fields and factories without reeducation. Such is not the case with ISIS. That war will only be over when their army is vaporized and their ideology is pulverized.
We thought we faced the worst of humanity in WWII, perhaps. We knew nothing. Nazi Germany was some brutal, bigoted leadership backed by a strong military, but a military linked by a common love of country, not of ideology. ISIS is ideologically terrorist, top to bottom.
And we have a president who just thinks of them as "extremists." Crazy.
Copyright 2015 by Robert Sutton
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Friday, October 2, 2015
My Terrorist is Not Your "Extremist"
I did not get to read the paper yesterday; had to leave the house early and get back late -- various meetings and visits back and forth to the hospital where my mother-in-law is unfortunately in her last days. But while on the Metro, riding to and from Washington, I noticed a headline significantly placed in the day's issue of the Washington Post, on a fellow-rider's copy of the paper.
"CIA and Special Operations Team Up to Kill Extremists [sic] in Syria and Iraq", the headline screamed. I was, after all, on a subway, so I could not read the text, the context or anything else. But, of course, I didn't have to.
My mind was far too occupied digesting the implications of the headline.
I didn't really care as much that the CIA and Special Ops "teamed up" to kill, well, anyone. It was not a particularly big deal to me, and it wasn't even what got my attention. What did get my attention was the oh, so indicative use of the term "Extremists" to refer to ISIS and Al Qaeda, the Taliban and others who are our opponents in the war on terror, being, you know, terrorists.
"Terrorists", as in "willing to kill innocents to achieve their global ambition to impose their particular view of a particular religion." There is nothing "extreme" about that, actually. It is perfectly mainstream Islamic terrorism. But the headline writer who forwarded the story -- and it came from a news service, not an actual reporter at the Post -- apparently chose that word intentionally.
I say that because I'm not the only one startled by the headline. The New York Post ran the story, all right, but unlike the Tulsa World, the Huffington Post, the Charlottesville Observer and, of course, the Washington Post -- all of which left the headline intact -- the New York Post ran the story with the headline "CIA and Special Operations Team Up to Kill Al Qaeda and IS Targets", eschewing the "extremists" word for one more appropriate.
I got a little wired when I saw the headline on the fellow-rider's paper in the subway. What, I asked myself, possessed the headline-writer to make the curious word choice of "extremists", when we're talking about Islamic terrorists and everyone knows it. Ask 100 people on the street to name the intended victims of this CIA-Special Ops team, and I guarantee you 100 will come up with a word other than "extremists."
Well, I'm not a stupid man. This is clearly a choice of words on the part of someone wired into the Obama Administration's word-speak to avoid naming the Islamic terrorists as "Islamic terrorists." Now, I can understand if the White House press secretary used words like that, but this was the Associated Press, an ostensibly, if not actually, independent news organization.
Moreover, it was not a choice of words just meant to avoid saying something (it was that, of course), but a specific selection meant to convey that being an “extremist” is not a good thing in any context. Setting the stage, as it were, for the use by the White House of that term to characterize its political opponents – first get the sheep in the press to use precisely the words you want them to, setting the context, then use those same words to describe your opponents. Darn clever, those White House extremists.
I suppose that I’m writing today’s piece not just to alert you, the reader, to how cleverly you are being manipulated when you plunk down a buck for a newspaper, but also to let the left know that we do see through you. Choosing a word such as “extremists” could not possibly be an accident. I know exactly what you were doing, as did the New York Post, to their eternal credit.
It is very saddening to know this sort of thing goes on. You want to know that the press is at least mostly out there to report the news. You want to be able to trust them even a little. You want to think that news agencies like AP have a shred of independence.
I also want to see the Easter Bunny. I think I’m more likely there.
Copyright 2015 by Robert Sutton
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"CIA and Special Operations Team Up to Kill Extremists [sic] in Syria and Iraq", the headline screamed. I was, after all, on a subway, so I could not read the text, the context or anything else. But, of course, I didn't have to.
My mind was far too occupied digesting the implications of the headline.
I didn't really care as much that the CIA and Special Ops "teamed up" to kill, well, anyone. It was not a particularly big deal to me, and it wasn't even what got my attention. What did get my attention was the oh, so indicative use of the term "Extremists" to refer to ISIS and Al Qaeda, the Taliban and others who are our opponents in the war on terror, being, you know, terrorists.
"Terrorists", as in "willing to kill innocents to achieve their global ambition to impose their particular view of a particular religion." There is nothing "extreme" about that, actually. It is perfectly mainstream Islamic terrorism. But the headline writer who forwarded the story -- and it came from a news service, not an actual reporter at the Post -- apparently chose that word intentionally.
I say that because I'm not the only one startled by the headline. The New York Post ran the story, all right, but unlike the Tulsa World, the Huffington Post, the Charlottesville Observer and, of course, the Washington Post -- all of which left the headline intact -- the New York Post ran the story with the headline "CIA and Special Operations Team Up to Kill Al Qaeda and IS Targets", eschewing the "extremists" word for one more appropriate.
I got a little wired when I saw the headline on the fellow-rider's paper in the subway. What, I asked myself, possessed the headline-writer to make the curious word choice of "extremists", when we're talking about Islamic terrorists and everyone knows it. Ask 100 people on the street to name the intended victims of this CIA-Special Ops team, and I guarantee you 100 will come up with a word other than "extremists."
Well, I'm not a stupid man. This is clearly a choice of words on the part of someone wired into the Obama Administration's word-speak to avoid naming the Islamic terrorists as "Islamic terrorists." Now, I can understand if the White House press secretary used words like that, but this was the Associated Press, an ostensibly, if not actually, independent news organization.
Moreover, it was not a choice of words just meant to avoid saying something (it was that, of course), but a specific selection meant to convey that being an “extremist” is not a good thing in any context. Setting the stage, as it were, for the use by the White House of that term to characterize its political opponents – first get the sheep in the press to use precisely the words you want them to, setting the context, then use those same words to describe your opponents. Darn clever, those White House extremists.
I suppose that I’m writing today’s piece not just to alert you, the reader, to how cleverly you are being manipulated when you plunk down a buck for a newspaper, but also to let the left know that we do see through you. Choosing a word such as “extremists” could not possibly be an accident. I know exactly what you were doing, as did the New York Post, to their eternal credit.
It is very saddening to know this sort of thing goes on. You want to know that the press is at least mostly out there to report the news. You want to be able to trust them even a little. You want to think that news agencies like AP have a shred of independence.
I also want to see the Easter Bunny. I think I’m more likely there.
Copyright 2015 by Robert Sutton
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Thursday, October 1, 2015
Guest Column: Left Tackle
The "other" Robert Sutton (not
the former Army football coach, either) is still why I'm actually "Sr.". As guest columnist today, I'd like to welcome back to the mic Jay Sutton (Robert, Jr.),
whom I've known since he came into the world in Manassas, Virginia 34
years ago. Jay is a Libertarian, a Web developer and a marvelous
writer, which he likely gets from his mother. He can be reached at jaiatillar@gmail.com.
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Michael
Sam, the professional football washout who was (let's face it) drafted for
being gay has made the claim that he would still have a job in the NFL had he not gone public. Many are responding to this statement with, in essence,
"You wouldn’t have had the job to lose, had you not ..." Like many… well most…
pretty much all cases in life, both of these arguments are very correct -- and
very wrong.
As
my father, your normal author, is fond of saying, "Follow the money."
Sam was a decent player in college, with a few standout games to put him
on the radar. He simply didn’t have the stats to put him on the board as an actual drafted player. He
did, however, have the stats to sign on as an undrafted talent -- and lend value
to a team, likely on a practice squad or a backup’s backup.
However,
because of the free publicity the media attached to the "NFL's First Gay
Player," his stats were foregone for his potential ad revenue. If a
team could squeeze even a few good plays out of the kid, he’d pay for himself and
then some. And as an added bonus, any team drafting him would get a free stamp
of approval from the media for being progressive.
Now
that we’ve explored the reasoning behind the draft, we must explore the
reasoning behind the cut.
Unfortunately for Sam, he didn’t have "the few
good plays" in him. That put the Rams, who spent the draft pick on him, in a difficult position: Cut Sam and
chance the negative publicity, or keep him on and waste the cap room and a
valuable roster position. Sam's public fame wouldn't allow him to so
easily fade into the obscurity of the practice squad. If we once again
play by FTM rules, you can see that cutting him was a "chance" of loss where
keeping him was a definite loss. They chose to cut him.
Returning
to the present, we have Sam drafted because he was gay and cut because the
media wouldn't let the public forget it. In other words, we have a man
neither drafted nor cut on the basis of his talent. Is there a similar
story anywhere about a man being judged by his media presence rather than his
on-field ability?
Oh yes. Remember Tim Tebow?
Tim
Tebow is a professional football washout who garnered a great deal of media
attention for his faith. While it had little to no effect on his draft
number, it had a great deal of effect on his post-Manning career. You
see, Tebow was a mediocre NFL talent at quarterback, who would have had some value
as a backup or third-stringer. The media, however, found out about his
personal faith and decided he would be their go-to Christian on very non-football
topics. Where Sam would earn a team points for being progressive, teams associated with Tebow
(and, not inconsequentially, the corporate sponsors of the team and stadium) would be indelibly linked
to his statements. Very quickly, teams stopped taking that chance.
So
we have a not-quite-NFL-caliber gay man, and a not-quite-prime-time caliber
devout quarterback, both without jobs.
Then you have a convicted felon who has served
time, playing on the field tonight. The person I am talking about, of
course, is Michael Vick. Vick, as anyone not on Mars for the past several
years knows, was arrested, tried, convicted, and jailed for dog-fighting.
While many people out there claim he took the fall for his brother, the
far-greater majority simply see him as a dog killer. Michael Vick, a now-second string talent with felony canicide on his record, has a
job in the NFL.
But
why? Why would someone with a criminal past be a justifiable risk, while
an outspoken Christian and a gay man are not? The answer is twofold.
Vick has several years of NFL experience prior to his arrest, and those
years are valuable. That experience gives him a tremendous edge over
Tebow or Sam as a second stringer or practice squad guy, even if all talent
between them were equal.
The
other answer is that Vick's drawback is momentary and in the past. He can
repent for what he's done, whereas Tebow and Sam cannot change who they are.
And while the media will never let us forget a public figure's private
life, they adore a story of a bad man turning his life around. So while
Vick, Tebow, and Sam all bring with them tremendous media scrutiny, they don't
bring with them the same risks along with that scrutiny.
Which
brings us all the way back to the original question: Would Michael Sam
have a job in the NFL if he hadn't come out as gay?
The
answer is possibly. But none of us would know about it.
Copyright 2015 by Jay Sutton
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